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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. indesertum

    indesertum Well-Known Member

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    i obsess over everything. i am an equal opportunity obsessive
     
  2. Find Finn

    Find Finn Well-Known Member

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    People who take watching porn seriously are freaks and not the good kind.

    I win the awkward strip club experience contest. I was at a strip club in Prague on a high school trip with the entire class AND THE TEACHER.

    While we where there stripper took out a dremel attached a dildo and went to town. Two of my class mates got robed by the bouncers when we left.
     
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  3. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure what it means to "take porn seriously". As in, believe they're all documentaries based on true stories? Or get annoyed and shush people who talk during the movie?
     
  4. HRoi

    HRoi Well-Known Member

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    They are all based on true stories. Which is why, if I ever had a daughter, I would never let her work as a babysitter
     
  5. brokencycle

    brokencycle Well-Known Member

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    My brother worked at a porn store briefly, and they had some bonus thing based on selling a dildo attached to a sawzall. Easily switch between minor construction projects and sex in a matter of 30 seconds.



    In this case, we were all laughing about the movie titles, and one guy was like "Shut up guys, this is serious!"
     
  6. Gibonius

    Gibonius Well-Known Member

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    The guy that has strong opinions about his favorite porn stars, ten terabytes of cross referenced porn, and who spends non-erotic time finding and discussing porn.

    They're out there....
     
  7. lawyerdad

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    Got it, thanks. Can't imagine why anyone would need more than 5 TB. Creepy as fuck.
     
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  8. GreenFrog

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    Esp. not for MrG.

    :uhoh:
     
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  9. Piobaire

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    Strip clubs are best when enjoyed by bringing a hot chic with you. No cover, free drinks and food, and there's always a couple strippers that will want to grind on her just because. Used to do that a few times a month in undergrad. Studio 4, pretty good free lunch buffet if you bring a chic with you.
     
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  10. indesertum

    indesertum Well-Known Member

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    i would rather just fuck the chick at her house. no cover, free drinks, and food there too and plus you dont have to pay strippers.
     
  11. Piobaire

    Piobaire Well-Known Member

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    Your vision is so limited. Do you have any idea the level of hot sweaty monkey sex you're going to have after you've both spent a couple hours getting horned up by having some naked strange trim grind on the two of you? Ah, to be 24 again.
     
  12. indesertum

    indesertum Well-Known Member

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    ah. thinking about it that is a pretty good idea.
     
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  13. gomestar

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    ohhhh, Mister G!!!!
     
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  14. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Well-Known Member

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    I hate sneezing, but that feeling you get when you're almost about to sneeze but then don't sneeze and it's like the sneeze is just stored up in your sneeze bank and waiting for the next time when you do sneeze which will be twice as worse as the original sneeze would have been.
     
  15. Harold falcon

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    Best day to visit a strip club is Halloween. Serious.



    I told my sex store dildo joke at the martini bar today. It killed.
     
  16. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Well-Known Member

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    I have never "stepped foot into" (entered) a strip club or even Hooters just not my scene so to speak.
     
  17. Harold falcon

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    Those are two very different things.
     
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  18. L'Incandescent

    L'Incandescent Well-Known Member

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    "Stepping foot into" is the same as entering or at least if they're different they're not very different.
     
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    Enter a woman (or chap if you prefer), and then step in to her or him, tell me the aforementioned person sees the two as "not very different".
     
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  20. Find Finn

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    There are porn conventions, where you can go and meet your favourite star, I assume they advertise heavily at comic con.
     

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