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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Kira

    Kira Well-Known Member

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    The same happened when I told several girls that the pull out method isn't a good method for preventing pregnancies and STDs..
     
  2. Gibonius

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    If you start getting a headache or blurred vision, evacuate to fresh air.


    I monoxided myself once. Blacked out (vision loss only) for about 30 seconds until I got out into the hallway. Not fun. Had a terrible headache for a couple hours.
     
  3. patrickBOOTH

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    It is actually a very good method for preventing pregnancies, STD's not so much.
     
  4. Biscotti

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    Carbon monoxide?
     
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  5. Gibonius

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    Death has a profound effect on fertility.
     
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  6. Biscotti

    Biscotti Well-Known Member

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    PB has a dark sense of humor...
     
  7. HRoi

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    Get her daddy's address so you can drive over there and kick him in the balls
     
  8. lawyerdad

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    Hakuna matata
     
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  9. patrickBOOTH

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    I can't tell if you're serious or not. Look at Kira's post then mine...
     
  10. Piobaire

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    I pity the kid that the girls always tell their sexual adventures to as that kid never gets any actual sex.
     
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  11. wojt

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    doesn't happen too often
     
  12. lawyerdad

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    Have you met Conne?
     
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  13. Piobaire

    Piobaire Well-Known Member

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    Meant to say "as that kid..."

    That's the kid that is insta-friend zoned by everything with a pussy.
     
  14. wojt

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    yeah but they don't even get to hear about pussy I think :lol:

    well at least less often that the guys that are not in the friendzone,
    but it might be more painful as they will not get close to tapping that xD
     
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  15. lasbar

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    Conne had sex with mature ladies.

    He is a bus pass chaser.
     
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  16. L'Incandescent

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    Every single semester I have students telling me that the bookstore does not have the books I assigned and won't get them for a couple of weeks. (I've checked; they are speaking true words.) We order the books way the hell in advance, to where I do not understand why the bookstore can't get them. (These are not rare books, btw.)

    But here's the other thing: the students are always like "Oh man can't get the books I just don't know how to proceed at this point bookstore's not gonna have it for a couple a weeks they han said." In my own mente I'm thinking "Y'alls grew up with the Internet have you not heard of Amazon? Have you heard of Kindle (device of which enables you to rent the books for super low price)? Every year we (faculty) get lectures about how the students of today are "digital natives" must needs adjust to the new realities and whatnot. But they don't even know to go to Amazon.
     
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  17. otc

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    eff it, I paid the dollar to message this person for real on facebook.

    It is a solid deal and if I wait until they figure out they screwed up their contact info, I am sure someone is going to buy it before I can due to a busy upcoming schedule.

    Probably saves a hundred bucks so that's like a 10,000% return on investment if it works.
     
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  18. ethanm

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    You can illegally download a lot of widely used textbooks too.
     
  19. donjuan17

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    Are you still gonna do that douchy Craigslist thing where you act like you're not that interested to haggle the price? Haha
     
  20. otc

    otc Well-Known Member

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    No, but I will nit pick any faults and try to take another 20 off
     
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