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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. ter1413

    ter1413 Well-Known Member

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    Then do this ^^.
     
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    You don't even have to manufacture cause. He's useless. He also has all of these fancy degrees from Ivy league schools (probably to delay actually getting a job). He's also from Europe so anything he doesn't like he always acts offended and says "well, in Europe..." I just want to hit him and tell him to go back to his shitty country.
     
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    I just had my love advances towards an SFer spurned. </3
     
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    I will also add that since he started working here he's gained like 20 pounds. He goes to Shake Shack daily. Despite the brisk walk there and back he's managed to put on some.
     
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    His jacket would be moved to the other end every day until he says something to me about it. I would then say, please don;t touch/move my jacket. If you want(for some reason) to place your coat in that spot, come in earlier.
     
  6. gomestar

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    just pin a sign on the bottom rear of his jacket that reads "open for business"
     
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  7. patrickBOOTH

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    I just saw him go into the closet and take something out of his coat pocket. I should take a dump and put one of my turds in his pocket.
     
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    too obvious. Fill it with glitter. Carefully.
     
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    That's a good one actually.
     
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    This is an excellent prank. That glitter would be around for years.
     
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    It might get on my coat though.
     
  12. gomestar

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    it's not that hard people

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    I should put a condom in there filled with hand lotion. Or something.
     
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  14. patrickBOOTH

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    Not during the plant of it, but when he's moving my coat around in the future, also from it just being in the proximity of mine.
     
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    You can make a cake glaze out of confectionery sugar and a few other things that looks and feels like healthy cum.
     
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    don't be thick headed, that could bring a sexual assault investigation. That's a decent if unspectacular public prank where you leave it in a random spot, but bring a trick like that into the workplace or a school, and it could become problematic. The glitter, not so much.

    On the flip side, taking one of those crappy packaged brownies and rolling them to look like a log of poop and leaving it in a school hallways is ALWAYS hilarious. Trust me.
     
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    I'm a dummy, but not stupid.
     
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    something just happened that can be split between the happy/pissed thread.

    one of my co-workers has one of those extremely long and inconsiderate first names. Just pronouncing feels like the equivalent of calling him "Mr. Ingabogovinanana". So we call him Bee, it's easier. Anywas, we were at Starbucks, and I fully expected him to be that dick that mumbles something and it takes 5 minutes of banter between him and the barista to scribble something down. I hate those people. He places his order, leans in, and super clearly annunciates "GARY". I thought it was hilarious that he chose Gary as his "fuck it, not going to bother trying anymore" name, and it made me happy.

    We look at the cup and the barista wrote "Kerry" :fu:
     
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    HOLY SHIT, this reminds me, this prick I have been bitching about all day has one of these last names and he pronounces it with a thickened accent and really fast. Even on conference calls where somebody is taking role over the phone or something. He's such a prick about it. My boss, whose name through and through is a bitch to pronounce uses "John" at Starbucks.
     
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