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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. LawrenceMD

    LawrenceMD Well-Known Member

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    ^this is the reason I can't watch AZN porn. It took watching a infamous Tracy Morgan stand-up bit to finally figure it out, but inevitably I'll see that the porn actress face is similar to my auntie carrol's, or my cousin Cheryll, ect.
     
  2. Biscotti

    Biscotti Well-Known Member

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    Girl on couch! Wtf so I do
     
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  3. Connemara

    Connemara Well-Known Member

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    Do you remember how she got there?
     
  4. in stitches

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    i cant really dispute that.
     
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  5. Find Finn

    Find Finn Well-Known Member

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    Dip shit German Shepard owners who can't see an issue with it chasing a smaller don't which is squealing like its life depended on it and afterwards say "it's the dogs language and it just wants to play".


    They should be glad it wasn't my dog it was chasing, as someone would be in the back of an ambulance now.
     
  6. lasbar

    lasbar Well-Known Member

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    You?:crackup:
     
  7. Bhowie

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    Find Finn Well-Known Member

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    Most likely not.


    I ended up in a discussion with the owner, who couldn't see the problem and it was only my desire not to end my day in the back of cop car, that held from hitting the husband, fucking idiot.
     
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  9. edinatlanta

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    So my dad is in his early 60, doesn't take care of himself at all and both of his parents died before 70. He's going in for a physical today. Needless to say I am really nervous and don't know if I want to know what they tell him.
     
  10. Douglas

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    "Mr. Tlanta, the good news is that you are in fine health. The bad news is that your son is kind of a useless jackass."
     
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  11. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

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    Only half of that is news, Doc.
     
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    "Mr. Lanta, we've got a small problem."

    "ok, go ahead"

    "most of your internal organs are failing."

    "i thought you said it was a LITTLE problem."

    "it is. Ed is the big problem."
     
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  13. lasbar

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    You can't fight imbeciles with words and rational thinking.

    Only with fists if they're smaller than you.
     
  14. Douglas

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    All joking aside, hope your dad is ok, Edina.
     
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  15. gomestar

    gomestar Well-Known Member

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    this
     
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  16. MrG

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    +1
     
  17. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

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    Me too. I love that guy.
     
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    Ed, best wishes to the old man.

    Work today is absolutely :fu:
     
  19. edinatlanta

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    I have to go finalize an international business deal next week (0) and I am only flying economy fucking plus. UNBELIEVABLE.
     
  20. aravenel

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    Hahaha, pleb status.
     
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