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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. StephenHero

    StephenHero Well-Known Member

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    Damnit. One of my best friend's younger sister is putting me in a horrible position. She was flirting with me the other day, which I was foolishly responsive to (teasingly, sort of). She's been sending texts all night. She's out drinking with some clowns an hour drive away from her house and she sort of implied she was relying on coming over tonight instead of driving home for a quick screw, which I don't want, because I'm hanging out with her brother tomorrow, and it's totally exploitative. She's practically forcing me to make her drive home drunk on a dangerous highway in the freezing cold or go home with one of these goons she's with, who are bad news by all objective standards.
     
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  2. Bhowie

    Bhowie Well-Known Member

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    We all know my vote.
     
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  3. Find Finn

    Find Finn Well-Known Member

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    If it's the same girl who tried getting you to cheat, at a friends wedding well knowing you are married, I would say let her do door no 2.

    Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.
     
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  4. StephenHero

    StephenHero Well-Known Member

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    You're thinking of someone else. Who the hell would marry me? Women are dumb, but not that dumb.
     
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  5. donjuan17

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    Take her in. You aren't doing this for you, this is a selfless deed you are doing. Your buddy would rather it you than some other unknown asshole.

    This is what you wanted to hear you prick so just get on with it.
     
  6. in stitches

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    srs answer, take her in and dont screw.

    not srs answer, what b said.
     
  7. Cleav

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    This

    :lurk:
     
  8. Fang66

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    You left out important details, how old, and how hot?
     
  9. StephenHero

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    She made it home safely, and now she's sexting from bed. That's a pretty decent middle ground.

    She's three years younger, and right around the 30th-50th percentile of girls that are in my league. For reference, I'm a utility infielder with a gimpy knee in AA. I really have no interest, for obvious reasons, but somehow I'm deprived enough in my weekend entertainment to play along.
     
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  10. StephenHero

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    Shit. I left the peppermint ice cream in the fridge.
     
  11. ethanm

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    It's a real shame to see his career end like that.
     
  12. Harold falcon

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    SH: Pics of drunk girl so we can evaluate.

    Piob: I'm going to church in an hour, I don't believe in god but I'll fake pray for your friend anyway.

    L'in: I hope the fasting doesn't include no partaking of byrrh or port.

    Eric: Philly? I'll fake pray for you too.
     
  13. Harold falcon

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    Why does every fucking channel go to commercial at the same time? This is why I have a DVR and almost never watch live TV.
     
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  14. HRoi

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    This is really obvious during NFL Sundays. You'd think timeouts, game stoppages, etc are random events, but I'm convinced that these concussion apologists fixed commercial breaks
     
  15. Teacher

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    (1.) Grow some damned basil indoors. It's easy and almost indestructible. (2.) Purchase other ingredients for about $3, if not less. (3.) Make the sauce, which is about as difficult as wiping your ass. (4.) Quit depending on others for basic foodstuffs.

    :teach:
     
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  16. Teacher

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    I would do it. Just make sure she's SF approved. Otherwise, you'll sure be very unhappy for the rest of your days.
     
  17. Piobaire

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    You do remember the lad needed pointers recently on ass wiping?
     
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  18. lawyerdad

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    Pio, best wishes for your friend.
     
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  19. Piobaire

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    Thanks for the well wishes, all. Not going to clutter up the thread with this too much but will update when we have some more definitive news.
     
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  20. Teacher

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    Erm...no.:uhoh:
     

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