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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    I love a good cup of French press Joe, but I get incredible anxiety that I am going to begin doing something (like working) and forget about it (the Joe) and end up with a muddy, over-extracted cup (of Joe).
     
  2. StephenHero

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    Michael J. Fox and his TalkBoy need to stop uploading "HQ" concert videos on Youtube.
     
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  3. patrickBOOTH

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    I had a talkboy. My parents got me one for Christmas as they said all of the kid's parent's said their kid's wanted one. I got it, and had no idea what the point of it was.
     
  4. patrickBOOTH

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    I am really frustrated. If I was designing people and I wanted to make their lips rather than reddish flesh like they are horizontal dicks I don't know whether I would put the heads facing opposite sides, or the heads both to the same side. Then again if I put them facing the same way, which way would they face? Would it be random like the innies and outties of belly buttons, or right and left handed people? If I put them facing opposite directions would the top or bottom dick lip face to the right? Would it seemingly be random, like different hair patterns, or different shaped labia? I am so frustrated. I don't know how I would do it.
     
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    well the internet has returned
     
  7. StephenHero

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    The point was to wait twenty years before recording concert audio that you could upload onto Youtube. It was hard to know at the time, but that's been its major function for the past five years.
     
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    i said i was uncomfortable, not that i didnt look great.

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    B - sorry to hear that man, that is sad that it ended that way. heart break sucks.
     
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    Zero tip and a call to our company's car service. I wouldn't bother calling 311 and filing a complaint...but if its the service my company uses, whose number I have memorized, you'd better believe I'm whining to them.

    He's also fucking over the guy he shares the cab with...guy's going to get in at the end of the shift and be pissed.
     
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    Smooches, darling.
     
  11. GreenFrog

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    In all seriousness, that would piss me off to no end.

    I'd tip the driver 0% too.
     
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    All the sleet / snow / ice that fell overnight in Dallas has the city pretty much shut down.

    It's hilarious how this city is so woefully unprepared for winter weather. The main roads are STILL iced.

    This shit wouldn't fly on the East coast.
     
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    The pants I am wearing today are so tight it looks like someone must have painted them onto my frame (body). I hope I don't catch any guff ("inappropriate a-tire").
     
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  14. Piobaire

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    Sounds like the perfect day for some "spirited" M5 driving ftw.
     
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    As if stinky lunches in the workplace isn't bad enough, when I was filling up my electric kettle this bitches can of tuna exploded all over me. Spots all over my suit and I smell like a twat. This, AND it is raining. Today fucking sucks.
     
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    Those dipshit Texans, not being prepared for a ton of snow and ice.
     
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    I don't know if this ever happens to you guys, but today the Keurig machine in my office got me to thinking "stop making that loud noise and making my coffee cup ramble over the whole surface!"
    Hey, at least there wasn't any tuna in the Keurig machine exploding then I would have swore (cussed).
     
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    ^there's that scene where cooper throws a rocks at a glass bottle while naming out suspects. I love that scene, and have made many life decisions using the same method
     
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    I know, right?

    I'm sure the northeast would never be caught off guard by a plausible, but relatively uncommon, weather phenomenon.
     
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