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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Bhowie

    Bhowie Well-Known Member

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  2. ClarkKent

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    strong unaware
     
  3. Bhowie

    Bhowie Well-Known Member

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    My OTC socks have all shrank. Now they are NOTC socks. :(
     
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  4. munchausen

    munchausen Well-Known Member

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    This Clark Kent fellow seems really invested in the Superman movie. Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen him and Superman at the same time?
     
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  5. ClarkKent

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    The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.
     
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  6. MrG

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    Bro!

    :butbut:
     
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  7. in stitches

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    maybe you need to stop jelqing your legs.
     
  8. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

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    I want him to continue, actually.


    Racist socks.
     
  9. Blackhood

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    Loving Clark Kent right now.
     
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    I'm just waiting for him to freak out and threaten to shoot Piob with kryptonite bullets or something.
     
  11. patrickBOOTH

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    But wouldn't that mean he would kill himself in the process? :confused:
     
  12. ClarkKent

    ClarkKent Well-Known Member

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    You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
     
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  13. ClarkKent

    ClarkKent Well-Known Member

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    You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
    either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.
     
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  14. patrickBOOTH

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    I might have a response to this if it at all made sense.
     
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  15. patrickBOOTH

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    I think you've been reading too many comic books.
     
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  16. ClarkKent

    ClarkKent Well-Known Member

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    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
     
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  17. patrickBOOTH

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    Btw, are you a sock of doughboysc? If not, you should pm him and befriend. You guys would get along wonderfully.
     
  18. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Quoted for future use.
     
  19. ClarkKent

    ClarkKent Well-Known Member

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    If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
     
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  20. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    I heard on the internet that you don't even like superman.
     
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