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Things That Are Bothering You, Got You All Hibbeldy-Jibbeldy, or just downright pissed, RIGHT NOW!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, Feb 7, 2007.

  1. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like your brother's got himself into a "lasbar"-type of situation.
     
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  2. in stitches

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    that sucks.

    plz to post youtube vid of you doing the harlem shake.


    HA! good plan. and no, you did not mention that. that must feel extra good.


    hate those.
     
  3. in stitches

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    my condolences, JJ. that is really sad. best wishes to your friend.
     
  4. nootje

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    my condolences JJ, its rough to see somebody go at such a young age.

    Lost a friend around that same age, speed/coke combo stopped his heart. Even though we joke around with drugs, on SF as well, they really are the quickest way to ruin a life..
     
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  5. StephenHero

    StephenHero Well-Known Member

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    Ads for this presumably shitty tv show are everywhere.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. JayJay

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    So true, Piob. He became addicted in his early teens and never could shake it loose. His parents and grandparents nearly broke the bank sending him to rehab clinics locally and throughout the country - did all they could to get him help. He'd return from rehab and do really well, then, unfortunately, he'd be back at it again. They were very loving to him, but also administered tough love as needed. Nothing worked.
     
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  7. idfnl

    idfnl Well-Known Member

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    I respect old people but fuck this:

    In line at a checkout yesterday and this old dude behind me asks me if he is allowed to keep the hangers. I tell him I don't think so and turn around. He asks me another question, I politely answer and turn around again. Turning around is a universal signal for fuck off, but apparently this dude wanted to chat me up. He starts talking about the new layout of the store. Ok, so I turn sideways and let him rant for a minute, all the while praying the woman in front of me would hurry the fuck up.

    After a short eternity its my turn to check out, I think to myself that finally he'll shut up. I start making up things to say to the cashier like 'are you sure this is not on clearance?'. But no, the dude keeps talking to me, even interrupting the cashier with a rant about how generous Americans are.

    So I pay and start walking away and HE'S STILL TALKING. Kept lifting my hand to wave goodbye and he keeps going. I'm 20 feet away at this point and the old guy is increasing the volume of his voice the further I get away... and ignoring the cashier with people behind him staring in disbelief. Enough. I turned around and ignored him.
     
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  8. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

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    I hate people who claim to have sent invites but in actual fact, did no such thing.
     
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  9. Piobaire

    Piobaire Well-Known Member

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    I apparently have two extra filet mignons for dinner tonight. :(
     
  10. GreenFrog

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    Sounds like he just wanted to have sex with your butt.
     
  11. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

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    Can someone please tell me what the post above me says? I have the person on ignore.
     
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  12. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Well-Known Member

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    The offending poster says that while he is regretful you will not be able to take his 3 inches of thickness in your mouth tonight, he is still optimistic that you will find other avenues (read: Jamie) to satiate your oral fixations.
     
  13. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

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    Funny you mention 3 inches, GreenFrog, because your father took my 3 inches last night. He was so tight I thought my dick would snap off.
     
  14. GreenFrog

    GreenFrog Well-Known Member

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    quoted.

    also, why my father and not my mother? :confused:

    and finally, can we clarify -- 3 inches in thickness or length? if the latter, you must be asian, like me.
     
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  15. Piobaire

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    :laugh:

    I have never met anyone that has such negative experiences on a daily basis. From gardener trying to rip you off, to painters trying to rip you off, to...well, who isn't trying to rip you off?
     
  16. LawrenceMD

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    old people are often lonely.

    [​IMG]

    my parents owned and ran nursing homes throughout my childhood and have years and years of experience with old, lonely, and depressed elderly.
     
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  17. lasbar

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    I can't believe I'm actually married for 12 years with two kids in a strictly monogamous relationship...:slayer:

    If you have told me 15 years ago, I woud have laughed ..
     
  18. Neo_Version 7

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    I would have been 9. ^_^
     
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  19. Piobaire

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    24?!! Neo, you're old. Old man take a look at my life, there's sooo much moooorre....
     
  20. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

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    Don't remind me! I feel it in my bones, man. God help me. I don't want to end up like Tagut..
     

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