The Things We Do For Attention

[HgaleK]

A family with three tots (5-9ish) came to the rec center about 30 seconds ago. The middle looking one yells "OH- A CANDY MACHINE!!!" and then proceeds to run head first at it and smacks his head against it. He looks to be about 7 or 8. Mom ignores him and his siblings are too busy to catch it, so he starts rubbing his heading and saying "Ouch that hurt" a half dozen times until he realizes that no body is looking. He then runs off an joins his family totally fine.

I know that plenty of yall have kids, or at least remember being kids. Any good stories about the less than intelligent things that we'v done or seen for attention? Preferably amusing.

 

[Thomas]

^^ that pretty well defines my 39 years on this earth. Whether amusing or not is a matter of taste.

 

[Piobaire]

I cut myself for attention.

 

[edinatlanta]

Poast on style forum.

 

[ektaylor]

I read books on the bus.

 

[sho'nuff]

i pretend to be a hot girl on sf.

 

[celery]

I threaten to turn vegan.

 

[imschatz]

A friend of mine has come out of the closet a dozen or two times .. no one ever believes him though.

 

[MetroStyles]

Originally Posted by Piobaire

I cut myself for attention.

Coming from you, this is actually lollerrific.

Did I ever tell you that you remind me John Self?

 

[Piobaire]

Originally Posted by celery

I threaten to turn vegan.

Well played, sir.

Originally Posted by MetroStyles

Coming from you, this is actually lollerrific.

Did I ever tell you that you remind me John Self?

Okay, you lost me. Who is John Self. Happy you liked my jibe though.

 

[Nil]

I enjoy wearing a dick tee to playgrounds populated by children. NSFW http://www.imagechan.com/images/stor...993c8b770c.jpg NSFW

 

[acidboy]

I wear an ascot

on the beach

 

[HORNS]

My brother shot himself in the calf with a .22 rifle.

 

[itsstillmatt]

Originally Posted by HORNS

My brother shot himself in the calf with a .22 rifle.
After the first four words, I was sad. Then I lol'd.

 

[onlinematt]

Originally Posted by HORNS

My brother shot himself in the calf with a .22 rifle.

Reminds me of that artist that had his friend shoot him with a .22 and film it in B&W as an art project. What's his name... the guy who had that installation last year at the Rockefeller Center...