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The single DUMBEST thing you have ever done in your life...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Davidko19, Jun 25, 2010.

  1. stayclassy

    stayclassy Well-Known Member

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    in about 8th grade, one of my buddies had just moved into a developing neighborhood and there were several homes still being built. me and him used to have one hell of a time going through these construction sites breaking shit. this one time we went into this house which was essentially a duplex in which the lower unit was already rented out while the upper was just beginning to be built. we went in there and started throwing stuff around and breaking shit like normal. we then eventually started throwing bigger and bigger boards out the window, until we found a massive wooden beam. we both struggled to pick it up as it was quite heavy, then wiggled it into the window frame as we nearly got it completely out the window i hear my friend yell "stop", but it was to late the board was already falling. i look down and i see a woman who must be 90 years old walking out to get her mail and the board falls just inches from her head. she looked up and said something along the lines of "you gosh darned hooligans!", we then sprinted away to never be found. so in short my dumbest moment thus far would be almost killing a 90 yr old grandma. i look back on it at least once a week, running the different scenarios through my head of what could of happened because our dumb fun.
     
  2. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

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    Play them off keyboard cat.
     
  3. Chiaroscuro

    Chiaroscuro Well-Known Member

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    Not pulling out without a doubt. My only hope is she has a miscarriage
     
  4. Kyoung05

    Kyoung05 Well-Known Member

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    Not pulling out without a doubt. My only hope is to perfectly execute a falcon punch.

    FTFY.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos Well-Known Member

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    Pls advise what you were drinking. Yest was my bday and I may partake in some libations tonight!!

    I don't really remember. It was a late-night outdoor BBQ in the Venice Beach area in LA. Probably a lot of beer and some JD, or something like it.
     
  6. HORNS

    HORNS Well-Known Member

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    Being so afraid of doing dumb things that I've played everything too safely - this is the dumbest thing I've done in my life.
     
  7. odoreater

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    Buying a house. Talk about golden handcuffs.
     
  8. onix

    onix Well-Known Member

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    My life is obviously much less exciting than you guys' [​IMG]
     
  9. Roy

    Roy Well-Known Member

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    This one is pretty dumb.

    Every time when I'm in Paris there's this cafÃ[​IMG] me and my friends hang out. This one night two Norwegian girls walked in and we were already pretty drunk. They were very drunk. Anyway, right in the middle of the cafÃ[​IMG] she took my hand and put it between her legs...

    Needless to say after about an hour of drinking my buddy and me convinced to come back to our hotel with us. An hour after that, we still weren't able to find our hotel. So the girls RAN away from us like crazy. But at that point we didn't care anymore because we needed to unload some of those beers desperately.

    So we did, right on the intersection of Boulevard St. Germain / Rue St. Jacques. Still, we weren't able to find our hotel. After two hours we decided to take a taxi to the hotel. When we found one, we got in the car. Gave him the adress, he drove 30 meters and there we were... Our hotel. We had been circling it all night.

    We lost one friend in the process that only showed up around 2pm the next day.
     
  10. hossoso

    hossoso Well-Known Member

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  11. kwilkinson

    kwilkinson Well-Known Member

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    Hmmmmm....

    Too many choices, huh?
     
  12. Hombre Secreto

    Hombre Secreto Well-Known Member

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    I didn't listen to my parents.
     
  13. 1969

    1969 Well-Known Member

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    I once robbed a truck of several tanks of Nitrous Oxide.
     
  14. MetroStyles

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    I let uncontrol convince me he his a woman that was craving anal. No wonder (s)he didn't let me pull the pants all the way down. :roma:
     
  15. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

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    I was in Nevada once and I shot a man just to watch him die.
     
  16. videocrew

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  17. stayclassy

    stayclassy Well-Known Member

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  18. hossoso

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    Too many choices, huh?
    You're overweight... idiot. That's dumb. You're real dumb.
     
  19. Prada_Ferragamo

    Prada_Ferragamo Well-Known Member

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    2 things that pop up in my head:

    1. Stealing money from my mom's purse to go play arcade games and made up stupid lies to cover myself. [​IMG]

    2. Spent a night in jail for domestic.
     
  20. Davidko19

    Davidko19 Well-Known Member

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    2 things that pop up in my head:

    1. Stealing money from my mom's purse to go play arcade games and made up stupid lies to cover myself. [​IMG]

    2. Spent a night in jail for domestic.




    my stupidest: not listening to Ferragamo.


    But I had it coming...

    He was just upset with me...

    He still loves me...
     

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