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The little horrors in life

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Eason, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. acidboy

    acidboy Well-Known Member

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    folks from mississippi are blind? :confused:

    ++++

    happened to a friend of mine- stuck in heavy traffic, raining hard, and he had to take a dump real bad. so he let go.
     
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    Ever had MediaCom? :censored:
     
  4. Teger

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    my back yard is currently unusable because it's filled with fallen cable wires - wires that fell because the last comcast tech didn't secure the cable box properly, and it fell off the side of my house, pulling everything done. today they were scheduled to come and fix it (from 8 am to 8 pm - couldn't give me an exact time!) and just never showed.
     
  5. Mandrake9072

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    Certainly a horror but more of a thing that is pissing you off. :D
     
  6. MoreFire

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    No more fruits in the house (especially apples) :fu:
     
  7. mr.orange

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    not remembering to buy toothpaste.
     
  8. Mandrake9072

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    +1 Happens to me all the time. I usually end up resorting to cutting up the tube and scraping paste off with a safety pin. :fu:
     
  9. hugeevilrobot

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    Freshly showered and shaved on the way into the office and realizing you completely missed a line of stubble on a contour or something- hope that no one notices, but every time you think about it, you reach up and it feels like the hair is an inch long :fu:
     
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    The horror!



    It's worse when you nicked yourself and don't realize it later till your collar has dried up blood stains.:fu:
     
  11. willpower

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    Getting out of the shower, drying off, and realizing there's still a bunch of soap under your arm that you forgot to to wash off.
     
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  12. mr.orange

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    meh at least you've got soap.

    Getting into the shower and realizing you forgot to buy soap and shampoo AND conditioner.
     
  13. Stazy

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    meh at least you've got an arm.
     
  14. mr.orange

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    meh at least you've got running water
     
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    Waking up suddenly from a dream and feeling like you're falling out of your bed. Heart continues racing for at least 30 seconds afterwards.

    Showing up casually for class and the professor announcing that your term paper is due, and then reminding you that this paper is worth 40% of your grade. You thought you still had two weeks left and therefore hadn't yet started it.

    Working on a research paper for yet another class (two weeks later) - an hour before having to get to class, computer starts to whirrrrr loudly, followed by a popping noise and smoke coming out of the computer. Screen goes black. Won't boot up. 25 pages gone.

    Watching massive tuition charges suddenly show up on your school financial account.

    (repeat of every flush-poo-toiletoverflow story on the thread)

    Accidentally hitting a glassware from off the counter and having the world suddenly go into slow motion as you watch it fall and crash to the ground.

    Getting into the car for work, putting the key into the ignition, turning it over, and car doesn't make a sound.

    Company sending you to a hotel in the 3rd world - arrive to your room and can literally see the fleas on the pillow and comforter.

    The burst of panic and disorientation when someone flushes the toilet or starts a dishwasher while you're showering. Water suddenly becomes scalding but you're rendered physically incapable of doing anything short of yelping.

    Reaching for your wallet to pay for something... and it's not in your back pocket. Then proceeding to mentally run backwards through your day in hopes of finding it.

    Receiving a physical - when it gets to the point where the doctor says, "All right - drop 'em and bend over" (No homo) while pulling on the laytex glove which makes that slapping noise as he pulls it on his hand.

    Watching the car in front of you suddenly slam on its breaks and praying you were following far enough back that you don't hit the idiot.

    Having horrible diarrhea which exits your bowls fast enough to splash toilet contents back onto your butt.

    Waiting for your luggage at the airport as every other passenger grabs theirs from the carousel, and waiting, and waiting... and then the conveyer belt stopping and the flight information changing to a different flight on the sign above it.

    Having teh sechs while at the parents' house, and then hearing them come through the front door. (From the special Holiday horrors in life sub-section)

    Conversely, walking in while your parents are gettin' jiggy wit it. (Fortunately not even in the same decade as the above example)

    Searching for your new raw jawnz, only to find that your wife lovingly did your laundry for you while at the gym - said denimz are now too small to button up.

    Changing a baby's diaper, only to watch as the world goes slo-mo again and a stream of piss comes shooting up towards your face and/or baby poop sprays out towards your exposed hand.

    Dealing with food poisoning, going into a frigid bathroom at 3am to vomit - while in mid-heave, suddenly having the sensation of diarrhea about to blow from your hindquarters. You try to plug the vomit and turn around in time, but an intense stomach contraction leaves you stading 90 degrees away from either objective, throwing up and crapping against the walls simultaneously. Event ends with you sitting in a mixture of your own vomit, poo, and tears as you realize what a complete failure you are.

    (All stated incidents have been lived by me)
     
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  16. Stazy

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    school starts in a month. this scares me :uhoh:
     
  18. yjeezle

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    i've had that food poisoning thing happen to me... it sucked
     
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    +1
     
  20. Mandrake9072

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    How'd you end up working out these two incidents?
     

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