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Struggling to name baby....

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jgold47, Nov 25, 2013.

  1. zarathustra

    zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    You mean you just don't order one off of the internet?
     
  2. MrG

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    No, but the internet is teeming with instructional videos on how to make one.

    Well, there are some variations in there that won't work, but the fundamentals are present.
     
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  3. callmenowla

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    here is no gender neutral form of addressing someone . I'm not advocating some radical feminazi agenda, but as someone who has struggled internally that my last name effectively gives away the fact I am jewish, despite the fact that I havent spoken to my mother in months and am eating a ham and cheese sandwich, I wish we didnt pre-judge people by their names
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  4. Mr Rainy

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    Well, Sydney was also the name of a legendary spy, that was inspiration for James Bond. You could go Danielle, Dominique, I like Alex etc. You could also go for 2 names or a hyphenated name.
     
  5. Fang66

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    Hayden, she'll have two family names

    Anrike, only if certain she will be a 5'10" blue eyed blonde

    Jessie, Pinkman

    Tiffany, stripper's name, how is it that everyone doesn't know this?

    Sydney, the biggest shit hole in the Southern Hemisphere, which was named after Lord Sydney, described as a person who "scarcely rose above mediocrity", it is also an old man's name.

    Paloma, she'll end up with a giant lip mole that has big black hairs growing out of it.
     
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  6. SchwererGustav

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    Here we go again...

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    That said, I largely agree with your observations. Good work.
     
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    The observation regarding the name Tiffany is the only one that is unequivocally true, the others are debatable. Tiffany is a stripper's name, this is a simple undeniable fact.
     
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    What does gender have to do with being Jewish?


    Every Tiffany I know is a stripper, hooker, or transsexual.
     
  9. Fang66

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    Or all three.
     
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  10. Harold falcon

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    Tiffany Starr is not a stripper.
     
  11. Fang66

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    "Or".
     
  12. Cleav

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    That kid here yet
     
  13. jgold47

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    She sure did...

    Danielle Alix-Marie Somethingjewish

    1/21/2014


    We called an audible on the name at the last minute, and since we will now never use it, I can safely tell you that it was going to be

    Dylan Alaina Somethingjewish
     
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    :slayer:
     
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  15. Cleav

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    Great news congrats to all

    :slayer::slayer::slayer::slayer:
     
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    I met a cute Dylan at a house party a few weeks ago. She had big boobs.
     
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    Nice choice. Congratulations!
     
  18. JayJay

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    Congrats! :cheers:
     
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    congratulations, but such an odd last name.
     
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