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Post your five favorite bands and I will mock and generalize you.

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Bergdorf Goodwill, May 27, 2007.

  1. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Well-Known Member

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    Do as I command you (no joke posts all "LOL REMEMBER STRYPER OH WOW" you're not funny I'll smash you no seriously).

    I appreciate your compliance.

    Bergdorf Goodwill
    CONTENT MACHINE
     
  2. hopkins_student

    hopkins_student Well-Known Member

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    I'll bite:

    Journey
    Genesis
    U2
    Van Morrison
    Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
     
  3. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Well-Known Member

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    I'll bite:

    Journey
    Genesis
    U2
    Van Morrison
    Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers


    You are a huge, painfully white, dated pussy. If your appreciation of Journey is on some semi-ironic level you are all the more reprehensible. You sicken me.
     
  4. GoSurface

    GoSurface Well-Known Member

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    Your dancing Guy Fawkes avatar is hypnotizing me into putting myself up for public humiliation.

    1. The Shins
    2. Prince (solo artist, not band).
    3. Interpol
    4. Liz Phair (solo artist, not band).
    5. Turin Brakes
     
  5. Manny Calavera

    Manny Calavera Well-Known Member

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    Animal Collective
    The Beatles
    Lightning Bolt
    The Olivia Tremor Control
    The Velvet Underground & Nico
     
  6. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Well-Known Member

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    Your dancing Guy Fawkes avatar is hypnotizing me into putting myself up for public humiliation.

    1. The Shins
    2. Prince (solo artist, not band).
    3. Interpol
    4. Liz Phair (solo artist, not band).
    5. Turin Brakes


    You seem like the kind of guy who'd buy bootleg DVD-Rs of Veronica Mars on eBay. What a fucking creep you are.

    Animal Collective
    The Beatles
    Lightning Bolt
    The Olivia Tremor Control
    The Velvet Underground & Nico


    No wonder you need a new bag. That kind of taste is always accompanied by a preposterous number of one inch buttons. You probably ripped up your Jack Spade bag when you were removing your Ink & Dagger pins to put on an Elf Power pin. Fuck you.
     
  7. Pennglock

    Pennglock Well-Known Member

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    80s version:

    The Minutemen
    The Pixies
    The Replacements
    The Talking Heads
    New Order
     
  8. GoSurface

    GoSurface Well-Known Member

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    You seriously warm my heart.
     
  9. evilgeniusdan

    evilgeniusdan Well-Known Member

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    BG, you are the man. So good that I spent my 400th post praising your ass.
     
  10. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Well-Known Member

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    80s version:

    The Minutemen
    The Pixies
    The Replacements
    The Talking Heads
    New Order


    I can only imagine you frequently preface your actions with a "What would D. Boon do, man?" Your greatest ambition is to one day be able to open your compact disc copy of fROMOHIO by fIREHOSE, which is at present fused together with bong resin. You are washed up and wear a corduroy jacket.
     
  11. gdc_2008

    gdc_2008 Well-Known Member

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    WWDBD?...nice. I want that printed on a flannel shirt...


    Hmm

    Super Furry Animals
    Paul Weller
    Wilco
    Fugazi
    Sonic Youth
     
  12. Huntsman

    Huntsman Well-Known Member

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    Ok, I'll bite. Analyze This:

    The Gin Blossoms
    The Cranberries
    REM
    Sting/the Police
    Breaking Benjamin
     
  13. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Well-Known Member

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    WWDBD?...nice. I want that printed on a flannel shirt...


    Hmm

    Super Furry Animals
    Paul Weller
    Wilco
    Fugazi
    Sonic Youth


    The sale of the Converse brand to Nike gave you serious pause. You thought about getting the Blackspots but Jim O'Rourke never wore no fuckin' Blackspots. You have toasted many a load to the "cute girl at the record store," and probably purchased Rites of Spring vinyl in a hapless attempt to pique her interest. She (and her rude ass titties) doesn't even know you exist and she got HPV from a member of the Locust anyway.
     
  14. leftover_salmon

    leftover_salmon Well-Known Member

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    Rolling Stones
    U2
    Bruce Springsteen
    Eminem
    Coldplay
     
  15. dusty

    dusty Well-Known Member

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    Wu Tang Clan
    Deltron 3030
    NWA
    MF Doom
    Dr. Octagon

    Also, I'm white.
     
  16. jesse10

    jesse10 Well-Known Member

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    J Dilla
    Kanye West
    Common
    Mos Def
    Talib Kweli
     
  17. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Well-Known Member

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    Ok, I'll bite. Analyze This:

    The Gin Blossoms
    The Cranberries
    REM
    Sting/the Police
    Breaking Benjamin


    You only have one tempo and it's plodding. Breaking Benjamin? What the fuck? You might as well listen to Simon Says.

    [​IMG]

    P.S. Dolores O'Riordowned.
     
  18. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Well-Known Member

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    J Dilla
    Kanye West
    Common
    Mos Def
    Talib Kweli


    You are white and in college.
     
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  19. Bergdorf Goodwill

    Bergdorf Goodwill Well-Known Member

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    Rolling Stones
    U2
    Bruce Springsteen
    Eminem
    Coldplay


    You're that guy that says he "likes everything" and is agreeable to the point of severe irritation. You probably own Live 8 on Blu-Ray. Go to hell.

    Wu Tang Clan
    Deltron 3030
    NWA
    MF Doom
    Dr. Octagon

    Also, I'm white.


    You are fucking awesome at Tony Hawk 2.
     
  20. eg1

    eg1 Well-Known Member

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    Erm, OK then:

    The Wedding Present
    The Tragically Hip
    U2
    Joe Jackson
    Elvis Costello
     
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