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Pork your pork. Japanese restauraunt offers sex WITH their food. Literally.

Discussion in 'Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel' started by sonick, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. sonick

    sonick Well-Known Member

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    I'm convinced the Japanese have the most bizarre fetishes. Not even the Germans rival some of the things the Japanese have.
     
  3. edmorel

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    W.T.F.

    http://inventorspot.com/articles/new...nt_caters_6934

    I don't wanna know what's in the sauce of their chicken fried steak.


    Jesus, these people should be firebombed. What kind of a sick mind needs to have sex wiht an animal and then eat it? What's next for these guys?
     
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    Does anyone have the Latin translation for:

    I clicked
    I saw
    I regretted
     
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    I call shenanigans.
     
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    this is so not good.
     
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    Ewww. I mean, nyotaimori (literal translation: woman's body as a plate) in which men eat sushi off of a naked woman is one thing, but this... yikes!

    One of the problems with a culture that traditionally has made such sharp distinctions between "honne" (true feelings) and "tatemae" (social expectations) is perhaps these sort of really strange fetishes. Follow the line all day long and at night you get to do whatever (literally!) the hell you want.

    In my experience, the man in the office who is the most boring, strict, stick to the plan guy in the office, looks like he doesn't have a fun bone or joint in his whole body, is the first to have his necktie around his head and the first to be feeling up the secretary at the obligatory nomikai (drinking party).
     
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    It's fake. Read the comments. GREAT IDEA THOUGH!!!!
     
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    It's fake. Read the comments. GREAT IDEA THOUGH!!!!

    Oh, well.

    Anyway, I still think (whether one is attracted to women or not), if you have the extra $500, eat sushi off a naked woman. The sushi tastes like shit (the body heat warms it up too much), but it's cultural and makes for a great story to be shared with your friends when there's a dull point in the evening. Just be careful where you put the wasabi.
     
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    Ewww. I mean, nyotaimori (literal translation: woman's body as a plate) in which men eat sushi off of a naked woman is one thing, but this... yikes!

    Ah yes, nyotaimori (女体盛り). This calls for a picture!

    [​IMG]
     
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    That Pork is DEFINITELY NOT Kosher!!!!! lol
     
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    Ah yes, nyotaimori (女体盛り). This calls for a picture!

    [​IMG]

    "Hey, does your sushi taste like fish?" Sorry, had to be done.
     
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    A naked woman is worthless if you can't bang her.
     
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    A naked woman is worthless if you can't bang her.

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    .....if she can still cook and clean. [​IMG]
     
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    Not completely.
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    .....if she can still cook and clean. [​IMG]


    I stand corrected.
     
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    Ah yes, nyotaimori (女体盛り). This calls for a picture!

    [​IMG]


    So who's on your menu tonight?

    John, it seems you've actually tried nyotaimori(?).
     
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    So who's on your menu tonight?

    John, it seems you've actually tried nyotaimori(?).


    Let's just put it this way: cultural curiosity and far, far too much good sake can make just about anything seem like a great idea.
     
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    That article was in the Mainichi news, which has a guy who scours the Weekly magazines for interesting articles and then translates them.

    It's the equivalent of having someone scour the Weekly World News and then re-print it as real news.

    I barely believe anything I read there. Plus, there's no physical way you can have sex with a live animal and then get it roasted and on your plate in under an hour. A roast pig takes a very long time to cook!
     

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