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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. JermynStreet

    JermynStreet Well-Known Member

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    A rip, a torrent,
    A young woman shrieks in pain,
    Public toilets smell
     
  2. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Well-Known Member

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    I smell cooking eggs.
    I am not cooking the eggs.
    From whence do I smell?
     
  3. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Have not drunk much wine
    but I have drunk martinis
    this is for Travers
     
  4. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Fucking rain pains me
    it is hard to fuck the rain
    still, fuck the rain hard
     
  5. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Cool and muggy sucks
    I prefer coolness and dry
    I don't like moisture
     
  6. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Stuffy noses suck
    doesn't hold a candle to
    walking in the rain
     
  7. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Words are about now
    don't care what anybody
    says they look like dicks
     
  8. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    I hate people
    who think they are morally
    superior pricks
     
  9. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    little nurse who stuck me
    conflicted great pain to me
    I am so damn lame
     
  10. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    She said coy outreach
    I wonder where this could go
    Is it what I want?
     
  11. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Annoying work over
    really hung-over birthday
    party is over
     
  12. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    this week is full with
    work which makes it worse because
    it will be raining
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    The winter is hard
    because its hard to tell if
    the girls are fatties
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    The girl at the rock
    show makes my heart ache real bad
    Mark Hoppus was wrong
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    A lot of sushi
    is very tasty you know
    my stomach hurts though
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    My body hurts now
    yesterday was way worse though
    sleep is a good thing
     
  17. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Getting back to work
    ins't that bad well because
    monies you know mang?
     
  18. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    I hate snow real bad
    especially when I have
    to do some walking
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    For anyone who
    says the snow is beautiful
    they can fuck themselves
     
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  20. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    I feel very fat
    Is it just a feeling though?
    I might just be fat
     

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