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Patrick Booth's (Almost) Daily Haiku Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by patrickBOOTH, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. patrickBOOTH

    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    The cold makes me smile
    but the rain makes me angry
    Thanks copolymers
     
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    Harold falcon Well-Known Member

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    Going to prison
    isn't all that bad really
    if you can get out.
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Did a lot of work
    with little recognition
    but I got paid, son
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Saddle soap is bad
    for leather goods don't use it
    my hair is awesome
     
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  5. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    I didn't know that
    you started a haiku thread
    mods squirrel mine please
     
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  6. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Well-Known Member

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    Thursday afternoon
    Time to break down the liver
    I'll have a swift kick.
     
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    I rest in a chair
    made of leather used oft
    what shall I use then?
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    A virgin's hymen
    mixed with vinegar dilute
    and very much sperm
     
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    patrickBOOTH Well-Known Member

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    Inflamed vagina
    very uncomfortable
    for certain members
     
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  10. Lighthouse

    Lighthouse Well-Known Member

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    patrickBooth always
    focused on the pelvic parts
    he should get out more
     
  11. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Well-Known Member

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    Is it time for beer?
    It is always time for beer.
    Who has got the beer?
     
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    I love pizza and
    I love beef Wellington and
    I am getting fat
     
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    Bagels lox Cream cheese
    Salami Bologna ham
    Not served together
     
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    Norwegian welting
    Looks pretty to many but
    Not very useful
     
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    JermynStreet Well-Known Member

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    too much alcohol
    Insufficient gym time makes
    Jon rolly poly
     
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    JermynStreet Well-Known Member

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    Missed a haiku day
    Responsibility sucks
    Pretty much always
     
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  17. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Well-Known Member

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    Fucking breakfast time.
    A Bloody Mary, quick please!
    :slayer::slayer::foo:
     
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    JermynStreet Well-Known Member

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    striking the correct
    Balance is tough between jokes
    And serious thoughts
     
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    JermynStreet Well-Known Member

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    Genoa, Grado
    Adriatic, Aegean
    Venice ruled them all
     
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    JermynStreet Well-Known Member

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    Ace of base, milli
    Vanilli, NKOB,
    90's music's kool
     

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