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Paris goes to jail!

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by texas_jack, May 4, 2007.

  1. skalogre

    skalogre Well-Known Member

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    Thought as much. Only a handful of cars can hit 220mph, in km/h it's more, uh, reasonable. Nasty though. Glad he did ok.

    ~ Huntsman


    Yeah, wouldn't think that they'd get away with crashing a McLaren F1, Xj220 or Veyron just like that.
     
  2. dirk diggler

    dirk diggler Well-Known Member

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    they will segregate her so no dyke action, but lots of good camera phone shower shots from the guards!

    i am glad this whore is getting jail time.
     
  3. Reuters

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    i had a dream about paris last night-----that i was going to make an honest woman out of her. she took me for a ride in her sports car and i had to shut my eyes as she sped along the pacific coast highway.

    [​IMG]


    Are you sure thats all?? [​IMG]
     
  4. Rome

    Rome Well-Known Member

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    Somehow she will still be considered a "role-model". Sometimes even when society wins the human virtue fails.
     
  5. Homme

    Homme Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    Is that Manton's shoe ?? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  6. amerikajinda

    amerikajinda Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG] Is that Manton's shoe ?? [​IMG] [​IMG]
    No, but I bet you wish it was a glass slipper![​IMG] PM for "barefoot" version...
     
  7. amerikajinda

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    l'm really annoyed that stupid shoe is in the way. l've always wanted to see the picture. can someone remove the shoe so l can see all the good bits. [​IMG]
    I had to put the shoe there because there are ladies, gay men, and possibly minors who read these fora... but if you seek, you shall find... (Google, do not filter my results, search for "Paris Muffin"). If your results turn up - uhm... dry, the same offer I extended to Homme above applies to you as well... [​IMG]
     
  8. JetBlast

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    [​IMG] I hate it when spoiled brats get to drive nice cars. Ugh. JB
     
  9. Buickguy

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    No, but I bet you wish it was a glass slipper![​IMG] PM for "barefoot" version...

    Actually the doctored version remnds me of a joke...
    but we won't go there.
    [​IMG]
     
  10. Manny Calavera

    Manny Calavera Well-Known Member

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  11. skalogre

    skalogre Well-Known Member

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    OMFG jonglover

    [​IMG]

    That is just wrong!

    [​IMG]
     
  12. texas_jack

    texas_jack Well-Known Member

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    I'll never eat ham again.
     
  13. amerikajinda

    amerikajinda Well-Known Member

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    Did someone say "ham sandwich"? [​IMG]
     
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    rnoldh Well-Known Member

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    In the words of our own inimitable Gaelic Bard, Connemara

    Fuck Paris
     
  16. JLibourel

    JLibourel Well-Known Member

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    In the words of our own inimitable Gaelic Bard, Connemara

    Fuck Paris


    I wish!
     
  17. johnapril

    johnapril Well-Known Member

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    Who is Paris Hilton?
     
  18. skalogre

    skalogre Well-Known Member

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    Who is Paris Hilton?

    This
     
  19. lawyerdad

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    nor should she. my cousin passed a cop doing 220, his wheel burst and he rolled his car. He got out of his car and layed face-down on the road for the cop to arrest him (he always was a cocky bastard). He lost his license for a long time but didn't go to jail. It's a freakin traffic violation... The judge obviously doesn't approve of her lifestyle and is using his position to make some sort of example out of her. What he's trying to accomplish is anyone's guess.

    Actually, it's a probation violation, which is a bit different. Plus, as I understand it, she was dui, which is generally considered to be something more than "a freakin traffic violation".
     
  20. lawyerdad

    lawyerdad Well-Known Member

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    It's just envy.
    People don't like her because she does what she wants, she is rich and good looking. Most people do not enjoy such freedom. As with Martha Steward who fulfilled the American dream, everyone would like to be in her place. When she failed, it made people feel good. Kind of revenge.
    This thread says more about the people then about Paris Hilton.


    I hate to burst your bubble, but she won't have internet access in jail and likely doesn't read this forum anyway, so you won't be getting a ham sandwich to thank you for defending her honor.
     

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