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Luxuries you can live without

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by Ambulance Chaser, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. drizzt3117

    drizzt3117 Well-Known Member

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    I read that BA had some of the prettiest girls in the world, but they were severely religious so wouldn't date anyone or go out without a chaperone [​IMG] One funny story that I read (in Maxim UK, a couple years ago) was that the same situation existed in Colombia, so in really rural areas, young boys would copulate with donkeys... i remember the Maxim people going to remote areas to witness this act...
     
  2. 4Mica

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  3. joshuam

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    Jon: Do you know of any places around South Florida that have the (Argentinian) chocolates for sale? I'd be interested in trying some. If not, with all the Venezuelans & Argentines living here in Miami some place must have them. -Josh edited for clarity. Thanks drizzt  [​IMG]
     
  4. drizzt3117

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    Drzzt, I think that if you wanted a good chance to try out your firearms, you might want to go to rural colombia and suggest that they copulate with donkey [​IMG] a lot of these places have a system of pretending that everybody is very virginal - most unmarried young people (in their 20's) in colombia live with their parents, but they figure out where to go for privacy.
     
  6. drizzt3117

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    I should have bought that issue of maxim, the article was one of the funniest things I have ever read... anyways, it was describing how they would do the dirty deed with the donkey... some highlights involved some kid named "El Indio" and how he was a "badass" for going first, and this utterly priceless quote from one of the participants, "I prefer female donkeys but males are OK too, you can use their balls for a stirrup" ugh... but almost died laughing...
     
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    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    (imageWIS @ Feb. 23 2005,11:47) I like Argentine-made chocolates; of course I'm from BA, so maybe I'm biased. Good thing for residents of 1st world countries however: with the exchange rate, they are dirt-cheap. Jon.
    Che, loco. Como andas? Sos porteno o de la provincia?
    Capital Federal. Jon.
     
  8. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    And what's wrong with that?

    Kidding, Kidding.

    Jon.
     
  9. oscarthewild

    oscarthewild Well-Known Member

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    The important issues are
    1. Whether rubber or leather sole shoes are appropriate for these activities.
    2. Whether this is a formal or semiformal event.  (esp as the other party may be wearing TAILS and one doesn't want to be underdressed.
    Addendeum: The cord on the monocle comes is useful in not having it drop and get dirty.

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  10. STYLESTUDENT

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    My first and only post on Ask Andy, which was about trad clothes, led to a question about Greek mythology. On this forum, a post about the need for luxury goods ends up with a post on how to dress when you have sex with a donkey. At least SF has not lost its focus on clothes. [​IMG]
     
  11. oscarthewild

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    How succinctly appropriate - Isn't that what it's all about?
     
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    STYLESTUDENT Well-Known Member

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    This has to be one of those circumstances in which the "rules" (of any kind) don't apply.
     
  13. oscarthewild

    oscarthewild Well-Known Member

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    Could this be an appropriate subtitle for Manton's forthcoming book? Stylestudent should get credit.
     
  14. Manton

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    There will be nothing in my book about incest, bestiality, S&M, or other ... aberrations. I will state for the record that I do believe all and sundry to be against the rules.
     
  15. oscarthewild

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    Bummer, and here I was saving my (pitiful) allowance to purchase a copy.
     
  16. Manton

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    Please, by all means, continue to save. Those other nasty things can be learned about in detail, for free, on the Web. (Or so I hear.) My book will carry a modest sticker price, but the wisdom contained therein: priceless. [​IMG]
     
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    Drizz: I would be willing to help you deal with this horrible problem. Â I'm just here to help. Â [​IMG]
     
  18. LA Guy

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    Drizz, I am also willling to help. I have access to some great climate controlled, sterile spaces. The fee will be one bottle per case, per month.
     
  19. LA Guy

    LA Guy Opposite Santa Staff Member

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    Manton will be happy to know that, excepting perhaps an occasional and, um, soft handed foray into the last, this is one rule or set of rules I will stringently adhere to.

    What, gimp masks not allowed?
     
  20. imageWIS

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    I can gather a few names / phone numbers of places, just send me a PM to remind me. Jon.
     

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