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Jesus is weeping: world's ugliest wingtips?

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by Geezer, Feb 25, 2011.

  1. ALFAMALE

    ALFAMALE Well-Known Member

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    are those cole haan..lol
     
  2. IsteRed

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    My brother in law things Stacy Adams is nice. And he has size 14 feet. Can you imagine what a pair of these gun boats must look like in a 14?

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    OMG i thought shoes like this exist only in my nightmares...
     
  3. lasbar

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    I assume we all hate the LV ones but love these black alligator skin brogues because they're ralph lauren?

    I like the Pre-owner status and warning...

    Really?

    By exactly how many people when you see the state of the shoes.[​IMG]
     
  4. lasbar

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    OMG i thought shoes like this exist only in my nightmares...

    They're early 1980's serial killer shoes a la Hillside stranglers..
     
  5. 3demon

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    Who cares what Jesus thinks about shoes? He wore fucking sandals.

    lol
     
  6. blahman

    blahman Well-Known Member

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    I recommend this thread to be made official ugly shoes thread and stickied as a solemn tribute to all the poor moomoos that have been needlessly sacrificed to produce such abominations. Also to link to all who seek knowledge of what not to wear.
     
  7. Agatha Crusty

    Agatha Crusty Well-Known Member

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    Are those Clarks shoes made for elegance or comfort? They look to me like the shoes marketed to nurses and other workers who are on their feet a lot, hence the adopted clog-like construction for orthopaedic reasons.

    I wouldn't wear them to hit the town, but then I also wouldn't wear a pair of hand-made George Cleverley for a 14-hour hospital shift.

    Let us separate shoe snobbery from shoe function. And also shoe stupidity for that matter. Only the rich and/or the foolish spends 10, 000 on a pair of shoes.
     
  8. DerekS

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    I've seen far uglier shoes than that. Any of the current Stacy Adams shoes are the first to come to mind.

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  9. patrickBOOTH

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    Those would be awesome if they were $20,000 [​IMG]
     
  10. lasbar

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    Those would be awesome if they were $20,000 [​IMG]

    The model on offer at John Lobb st jermyn is more than £6000...[​IMG] .

    They look good but ...

    I never fainted when Andreas told me the price tag..
     

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