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Jack Bauer Headbutts Fashion Designer

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Cas Ruffin, May 6, 2009.

  1. Cas Ruffin

    Cas Ruffin Well-Known Member

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    Is that not how Jack Bauer shows respect?
     
  3. Neo_Version 7

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    He must have been running out of time.
     
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    Can we lock that guy up already? 4 DUIs, headbutting people... Let him try to push around the inmates in his local state prison for a few months
     
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    I think the designer probably got a little lippy. I don't think KS deserves jail time, AA perhaps but not jail time.
     
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    Newsflash: you're just an actor with a drinking problem, not Jack Bauer
     
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    Does Bauer live in NYC? I think I've seen him around 59th.
     
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    I don't think KS deserves jail time, AA perhaps but not jail time.
    4 DUIs and now assault during probation? If he wasn't very rich and very white, he would be serving time.
     
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    4 DUIs and now assault during probation? If he wasn't very rich and very white, he would be serving time.

    Hold your tongue. Jack Bauer will waterboard your ass.
     
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    Hold your tongue. Jack Bauer will waterboard your ass.

    Psss. Waterboard? He go straight to shooting your SO in the leg unless you give him information because he is RUNNING out of time.
     
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    He may also pretend to execute your child in front of you, or ask someone to get a hacksaw. For decapitation purposes.
     
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    Psss. Waterboard? He go straight to shooting your SO in the leg unless you give him information because he is RUNNING out of time.

    Hahaha but he'll make sure not to hit any vital arteries.
     
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    Psss. Waterboard? He go straight to shooting your SO in the leg unless you give him information because he is RUNNING out of time.

    "You're going to apologize to Brooke Shields, the only question is how much you do want it to hurt."
     
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    Psss. Waterboard? He go straight to shooting your SO in the leg unless you give him information because he is RUNNING out of time.
    Reminds me of that scene in Taken. Liam Neeson FTW!
     
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    Reminds me of that scene in Taken. Liam Neeson FTW!

    That scene was so awesome. I think I actually yelled out "DANGGGG THAT IS SO HARDCORE!!!!!!" when I saw that
     
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    Hahaha but he'll make sure not to hit any vital arteries.
    Also, how the fuck can characters in 24 shoot themselves point-blank and be sure not to cause any damage requiring hospitalization? Was this covered in CTU basic training? Maybe Keifer can plead not guilty for reasons of prion-variant exposure. The article never told us if the fashion designer went dark after being headbutted. Of course, Brooke Shields could have avoided all of this simply by widening her perimeter. I can do this all day, folks!
     
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    I can do this all day, folks!

    Please don't.
     
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    I'd like to get hammered with Kiefer.
     
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    I'd like to get hammered by Kiefer.

    No doubt
     
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    No doubt

    lol
     

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