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It's good to be Tom Cruise

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by Ambulance Chaser, Apr 28, 2005.

  1. GQgeek

    GQgeek Well-Known Member

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    can we delete this thread already? PLEASE?
     
  2. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Well-Known Member

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    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    Perhaps they'll just go away now.



    A man has to have some hope.
     
  3. LabelKing

    LabelKing Well-Known Member

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    The person who coined "TomKat" should be shot. I will do it myself.
     
  4. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Well-Known Member

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    I am looking forward to the relea-- I mean unauthorized leak, of the wedding-night video.
     
  5. countdemoney

    countdemoney Well-Known Member

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    I am looking forward to the relea-- I mean unauthorized leak, of the wedding-night video.

    Ewww. She just had a kid. Besides, who actually believes they had sex. It doesn't seem that Cruise will be confused with Rubirosa.
     
  6. Patrick Bateman

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  7. GQgeek

    GQgeek Well-Known Member

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    Cruise is the "Christ" of Scientology:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html


    I was going to virtual bitch-slap you for reviving this thread again, but that link was worth it. Are those people on crack?
     
  8. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Well-Known Member

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    I was going to virtual bitch-slap you for reviving this thread again, but that link was worth it. Are those people on crack?

    Bitch please, as the guardian of the Asian Women Appreciation Thread I have virtual immunity! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    Poor John Travolta, all these years of scientology, climaxed with "Battlefield Earth" and here's that newbie Cruise getting the Jesus H. Christ position. Hubbard must be angry he got that angel role in "Michael"
     
  10. faustian bargain

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    i don't know what's worse: the tiptoe smooch, or those matching haircuts.
     

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