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In praise of Vass

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by Carlo, Jun 28, 2005.

  1. Carlo

    Carlo Well-Known Member

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    Ernest - Your personality would make such a wonderfully effective birth control device.

    I can rest easily now, nobody will look at my shoes and think "Unemployed welfare recipient who still lives with mom and dad".... which was not quite what I was going for.

    Oh... and they are BROWN

    Now I look like a farming gangster rocker I suppose.
     
  2. marc237

    marc237 Well-Known Member

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    Chuck -

    With the Beaman suit you ordered at the same time, those Vass shoes, a Franco shirt and tie, you would be denied an application in most welfare offices I know of. However, you would be welcome on the stage at any county fair deep in the heart of farm country to sing your rock-and-roll ditties.
     
  3. JBZ

    JBZ Well-Known Member

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    Chuck: In case Ernest's comments have damaged your psyche or made you question your choice in footwear, I'd be happy to take them off your hands for half of what you paid for them. I feel I have the "rock 'n roll personality" that could carry this outlandish style. I love Hawaiian shirts, so I'm already a lot like Elvis. I'm a giver. [​IMG]
     
  4. Carlo

    Carlo Well-Known Member

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    JBZ - I'll be sure to pack up my brown suits and anything with alligator or croc and make it a package deal :)

    Ernest is the gift that keeps on giving... there are so many subtle ways to suggest that he self-copulate and they just pass effortlessly over his unkempt locks....
     
  5. seanandnik

    seanandnik Well-Known Member

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    the shoes really are great looking, but how do fit your foot in them with those wooden things in them ?
     

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