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how many partners is far too many?

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by antirabbit, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. X-It

    X-It Well-Known Member

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    The women I have been with are not smart enough to count to 500.

    She is not good on Math?
     
  2. johnny_flapjack

    johnny_flapjack Well-Known Member

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    No. In Montana they have Town Pumps.
    [​IMG]


    Well played, sir.
     
  3. johnny_flapjack

    johnny_flapjack Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    Might help explain the rash?


    It's a birthmark [​IMG]


    And you call THAT the tractor story?
     
  4. Dedalus

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    Her vagina must smell awful, like latex, sex juices, and smegma.
     
  5. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt Well-Known Member

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    Her vagina must smell awful, like latex, sex juices, and smegma.
    Smells like teen spirit?
     
  6. Saucemaster

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    Her vagina must smell awful, like latex, sex juices, and smegma.

    Well, minus the latex, apparently.
     
  7. RJman

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    Smells like teen spirit?

    team spirit, more like
     
  8. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt Well-Known Member

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    team spirit, more like
    Either that or Come As You Are.
     
  9. RJman

    RJman Well-Known Member

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    Either that or Come As You Are.

    [​IMG]

    don't give up your day job
     
  10. Lawman

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    Let's see. Let's say, what, 400 over the course of six years? That is almost 70 per year, over one new partner per week. I have known some sex loving kittens in my day, but I truly find this difficult to believe. Either way, she's nuts.
     
  11. Thomas

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    i had a friend who was dating a woman who'd been with around 100 guys and said his biggest lament was that there was literally nothing that could be a first for her. everything he asked her, she had tried or tried many times.

    Interesting point, but in actualality only a matter of probability. I dated one young lass who'd up to then had only one serious boyfriend (so she said). Unfortunately for me he was rather adventurous and she was rather willing to go along, so for the most part it was her leading the way and reassuring me that it wouldn't hurt. Much.
     
  12. Mr T

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    And you call THAT the tractor story?

    So, I guess there are at least 2 Seinfeld fans here.




    I wonder if LabelKing owns a pair of boots from her vagina. Perhaps a long wallet?
     
  13. rocks

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    she's playing mind games, does she seem very sly/manipulative....

    I'd have like to see the way she said it, my guess it was all nonchalant.

    I cannot imagine anyone who who would admit to this many...oh wait...Ill change that to a women would never admit to that many, she would know that it was very high in comparison to your average joe-anne.

    I would leave her anyway as she has either:

    a) been knee deep in guts for the majority of her life and been down with more men that the titanic
    b) or is a manipulative swine


    [​IMG]
     
  14. Mr T

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    I hope you don't mind the bump but a different thread reminded me of this one and I am curious to know how this story ended.

    True love? Burning pee? Pregnancy?
     
  15. thekunk07

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    all of the above?


    I hope you don't mind the bump but a different thread reminded me of this one and I am curious to know how this story ended.

    True love? Burning pee? Pregnancy?
     
  16. Geno Malkin

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    Let's see. Let's say, what, 400 over the course of six years? That is almost 70 per year, over one new partner per week. I have known some sex loving kittens in my day, but I truly find this difficult to believe. Either way, she's a whore.

    ..
     
  17. antirabbit

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    He did the right thing, he ran as fast as he could from the situation.
    He also did not sleep with her.
    Apparently they made out one night in her car, and she wanted to do it right there in the parking lot of the eatery.
    He freaked out and made up some excuse to get out of the car.
    He has also since refused any and all communication with her.


    As a side note, he also asked her several times about the number, it is indeed true and apparently closer to the 700 cock number!

    I just cant get over the fact that someone could potentially forget sleeping with 200 people.
     
  18. geepeeone

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    He did the right thing, he ran as fast as he could from the situation.
    He also did not sleep with her.
    Apparently they made out one night in her car, and she wanted to do it right there in the parking lot of the eatery.
    He freaked out and made up some excuse to get out of the car.
    He has also since refused any and all communication with her.


    As a side note, he also asked her several times about the number, it is indeed true and apparently closer to the 700 cock number!

    I just cant get over the fact that someone could potentially forget sleeping with 200 people.



    Honestly, this might not be at all possible. 700? Maybe she's just pulling your leg?
     
  19. Thomas

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    let's see...

    it was around 500-ish, and in the weeks since the thread started she's gotten up to 700??? Will we hear 1,000 soon? [​IMG]

    the sky's the limit!

    But I agree, he did the right thing by bolting.
     
  20. Matt

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    does anyone else think that this is one of those "so...uhh...this...um...friend of mine...ya, friend of mine...he found a rash...my friend...not me, no my friend" type tales. Antirabbit - fess up dude [​IMG]
     

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