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Hall of Shame - eBay Listing Bloopers, What NOT to do

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by capnwes, Jul 24, 2013.

  1. My Main Man

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    From the small photo, I was thinking "weird, some band named Emzocol did a Journey parody album cover." Holy fucking wow though. That's hilarious.
     
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    I get most of it, but I can't figure out how R laid on its side became O in this guy's mind.
     
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    That is his main picture too... It just screams unprofessional when you screw up the brand name in 3 places of the listing
     
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    Even funnier that he had it listed as "Genre - Metal"
     
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    warning! do not click through! that thing has been showing up in my facebook ad feed for the last week. "Still thinking about this?" more like "still laughing about this."
     
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    Well, yeah!


    OK, well that got old quick. If you ever wonder why ebay so quickly sides against some smaller sellers in even what you think are clear cut cases of buyer's abuse, there's quite possibly 10,000 reasons wyh within the "Ralph Lauren Tie" search criteria. All of the above winners were on one page.
     
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    Oh my god, that's a plastic bag over her face. Amazing.

    If only it was a brown paper bag with eye holes.
     
  14. Master-Classter

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    and am I crazy or is she preggers too? WTF
     
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    From the item description:

    "nice jacket clean no smoke i just to fat for it"

    Hmmm... In addition to not knowing how to write properly, perhaps she also lacks knowledge of the birds and the bees?
     
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    She's got a Harley leather jacket, same kind of description "I too fat, too many beers"
     
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    her whole items listed page is good for a laugh.

    I like the one entitled simply "Axe"
     
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    All of her descriptions are cracking me up. The Buzz Lightyear - "it a rare one clean 1969"

    I want to start sending her all sorts of poorly worded questions...
     
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    "Could you please answer the total volume for the top?"
     

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