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Finding Bigfoot

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by idfnl, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. FLMountainMan

    FLMountainMan Well-Known Member

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    Whelp, I'm now a believer. Apparently Bigfeet roam a state park near my house. A state park I've spent the last twelve years hiking all over. It's the most beautiful state park in Florida, has the best hiking. Now it's been overrun with bloodthirsty sasquatches/skunk apes. Sucks.

    The video's pretty definitive.

    http://www.wctv.tv/home/headlines/Bigfoot-Spotted-in-the-Big-Bend-183259012.html

    Oh, and yes, Finding Bigfoot validated this as a genuine sighting.
     
  2. Gibonius

    Gibonius Well-Known Member

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    I'm wondering how long it takes before idfnl posts a Jack Links beef jerky commercial as evidence.
     
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  3. idfnl

    idfnl Well-Known Member

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    You're golden then.

    This guy actually keeps a top 20, ha ha. I think he breaks down the same vid as that new article above:


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    Of note, look at 5:35 to 6:20 if you dont watch the whole thing.
     
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  4. idfnl

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    No clue what that meant, but fuck there are a lot of these. Come on man, that vid on the last page at 7:00, what do you think, seriously?



    [VIDEO][/VIDEO]
     
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  5. JLibourel

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    As I remarked earlier in this thread, I wonder whether the Florida "skunk apes" might have some foundation in fact given that there are colonies of wild monkeys living in Florida and many tropical animals survive in its mild climate, e.g., those awful pythons. Thus, I suspect at least some of these reports could be based on sightings of large monkeys or escaped known apes like chimps and orangs. A Florida cop was told me of being involved in shooting an escaped chimp.

    I just heard that authorities in Florida were trying to hunt down a couple of Nile crocodiles there, much more dangerous than the indigenous gators or American crocodiles. Why anyone would want a Nile crocodile is beyond me, but there are some strange people who like "living on the edge" with big cats or venomous snakes.
     
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  6. FLMountainMan

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    We usually just call them "virgins".
     
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  7. JLibourel

    JLibourel Well-Known Member

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    I'd simply call them "fools"!
     
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    why don't these people get admitted into a mental hospital? he's on national T.V. saying he heard big foot speak.. obviously something came undone in his head.
     
  10. JLibourel

    JLibourel Well-Known Member

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    ^I don't think the guy is nuts. He is probably otherwise a pretty bright, competent fellow. However, bright, competent people can often convince themselves of very improbable propositions. At least his passion is harmless.
     
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    Until he gets attack by Bigfoot
     
  12. dragon8

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    Sometimes the inmates run the asylum
     
  13. FLMountainMan

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    A friend and I are trying to find a used gorilla suit. Yeah, I may be too old to be doing this stuff, but I think wearing it (and an orange hunter's vest) the next time I hike Torreya would be pretty awesome.
     
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    I have a picture indicating that BF and humans have interbred and the offspring are mingling in our society. Notice the mix of both BF and homo sapiens features.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Bwahahaha!!! :laugh:
     
  16. Piobaire

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    Dood, the truth is out there.
     
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    When is the new episode?
     
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    You might get shot accidently by someone proving the bigfoot theory.
     

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