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Favorite Quotes from The Simpson’s?

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by imageWIS, Sep 20, 2006.

  1. GQgeek

    GQgeek Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one that never really watched The Simpsons?
     
  2. Huntsman

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  3. mrpologuy

    mrpologuy Well-Known Member

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    Homer:"I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaming."
     
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    Thracozaag Well-Known Member

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    Homer: "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-m-r-t! S-m-r-t!" (as he burns his diploma and the house down).

    koji
     
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    Nantucket Red Well-Known Member

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    "Sure, your guilt might force you to vote Democrat, but secretly deep down inside you long for the Republicans to lower your taxes, ignore the poor, brutalize prisoners, dictate what goes on in your bedrooms and rule you with an iron fist."
     
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    Lisa to Bart, at Cypress Hill concert: It smells like Otto's jacket!
     
  8. ATM

    ATM Well-Known Member

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    Mr. Burns after shaking dog's paw: "Smithers, I believe this dog was in Skull and Bones."

    I enjoy pretty much anything Mr. Burns says.
     
  9. RJman

    RJman Well-Known Member

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    Burns to Homer, at golf course: Use the open faced club, you fool! The sand wedge!
    Homer: Mmmmmmmmmmm... Open faced club sandwich...
     
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    Homme Well-Known Member

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    Look at those side burns! He looks like a girl. Ah, Johnny Unitus! Now there's a haircut you could set a watch to!
     
  11. Get Smart

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    Homer:"I like my beer cold, my tv loud and my homosexuals flaming."


    haha! forgot that one, that's also one of my faves!!
     
  12. GQgeek

    GQgeek Well-Known Member

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    "Sure, your guilt might force you to vote Democrat, but secretly deep down inside you long for the Republicans to lower your taxes, ignore the poor, brutalize prisoners, dictate what goes on in your bedrooms and rule you with an iron fist."

    lol that rules.
     
  13. Master Shake

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    Ralph: "Me fail English?! That's unpossible!"

    And the Max Power episode is full of great lines:

    Max Power: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
    Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
    Max Power: Yeah, but faster!

    Homer: So I want the monogram to read "M-A-X P-O-W ... "
    Employee: Sir, traditionally, a monogram is just initials.
    Homer: Max Power doesn't abbreviate. Each letter is as
    important as the one that preceded it. Maybe more
    important! No, as important.
    Employee: [sighing] Very well.
    Homer: And if you've got enough room, add some exclamation
    points and a pirate flag.
     
  14. lawyerdad

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    Marge: "Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday."
    Homer: "Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!"
     
  15. lawyerdad

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    Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN WHOLE MINUTES!"
     
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    Kent Brockman: "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Democracy just doesn't work."

    Aside from that one, which I have on my iTunes, there are too many to mention.


    b
     
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    Reverend Lovejoy: Now Helen, let us not glory in Homer's binge drinking, there but for the grace of God is Marge herself.
     
  18. Saucemaster

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    Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
    Homer: Heheheh. Oh yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
     
  19. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Well-Known Member

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    you guys are getting all these from thesimpsonsquotes.com...i know, because i looked last night, not being able to rememberize any quote by myself. so we may as well copy-paste all the quotes here, one by one. [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  20. mrpologuy

    mrpologuy Well-Known Member

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    I remembered my quote and didn't need to look it up.[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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