Ever been joyriding?

[bohemiandandy]



I used to work at a dealership too and the keys to the cars in the lot were very hard to get to - definitely weren't left in the cars. Anyway, no, I have never been joy riding. When I was little we did have some servants that took one of the family cars on a joy ride and crashed it. Funny enough my parents didn't do anything about it.

The M6 and A8 weren't in the lot. They were up in the parking structure, and the parking structure on there is open. They usually have security 24/7 there, that is why when we got there, we didn't think too much of when they were closing up. We assumed someone would open for us. But they left the place completely closed. Even some guy putting tile got locked up. So we just took advantage of the fact that there was no security and to take get back to them for locking us up. So yea, I guess RedLantern might be right and it would apply to Tort Law

 

[Harold falcon]



Nah.
I dont try to impress anyone with a penis. And that's everyone who goes on SW&D. I was just trying to say what I thought was a cool story. Since we were locked out, we went back the next day. The sec. guard at the door asked us a few questions, wanted to compare the registration in the car to my friend's driver's license and that was it. I don't know if they went through the tape after that or if they even really care, since there wasn't any damage to the cars. Like I said, the whole lot was locked down. I guess that's why they don't bother taking the keys out of the cars when they close. There's literally no way to take them out.
You don't have to believe me if you dont want to. There's no way that I could afford an M6. At that price range, even if I could I probably wouldn't anyway since there's a couple cars I find more appealing than that. But whatevs dude. I doubt you could afford it. And even though I just test drove it for a few minutes. I enjoyed it. Dont hate bruh.

You are a liar. I'm calling you a liar.

 

[HRoi]

which dealership was it?

 

[acidboy]

which dealership was it?

Either the BMW dealership in I-don't-wanna-incriminate-myself or the Audi at I-don't-think-you-know-where-it-is

 

[Harold falcon]



which dealership was it?

German Auto Dealership of Fantasyland.

 

[CDFS]



You are a liar. I'm calling you a liar.

I heard bohemiandandy got arrested afterwards and now has a criminal record.

 

[bohemiandandy]



which dealership was it?

I don't want to incriminate myself..but it's by the 5 freeway in the LA area, more like Long Beach. you should stop by and see for yourself..

 

[b1os]

 

[bohemiandandy]



You are a liar. I'm calling you a liar.

"Cynicism is tough. A cynic's point of view is really pitiful. I derive pleasure out of a lot of things in life. As long as I'm fairly healthy, it's hard to stay dismal for very long".
Shawn Colvin

 

[bohemiandandy]



Hey it can happen. I'm not a lawyer or anything, but nothing is private anymore. Its somewhere in this area, very easy to find.

 

[Harold falcon]



"Cynicism is tough. A cynic's point of view is really pitiful. I derive pleasure out of a lot of things in life. As long as I'm fairly healthy, it's hard to stay dismal for very long".
Shawn Colvin

“Anything is better than lies and deceit!”
― Leo Tolstoy

 

[bohemiandandy]



“Anything is better than lies and deceit!”
― Leo Tolstoy

Wait you quoting Leo Tolstoy but you say on your signature they you lie on a regular basis. seems ironic.

 

[Harold falcon]



Wait you quoting Leo Tolstoy but you say on your signature they you lie on a regular basis. seems ironic.

Welcome to the layer cake, son.

 

[CalTex]

His story is false.Believe me, B1os, I know from whence I speak. OP is full or complete ******* horseshit. He's a 16 year old virgin trying to impress his friends in SW&D.
Serious.

Nah.

I dont try to impress anyone with a penis.

That's your problem. Ask anyone on the forum, they all know about my big long pink ding dong. That's the only reason they talk to me.

Next time you're bored, send me a message and I'll give you the STD.

...

I locked my friend out of his Benz when he first got it and took it for a spin. I did it more for the lawlz than the penor enlargement I get when driving expensive cars.