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Douche It Up in This Amazing 'Tailored Fit' Velvet Blazer - BR, SIZE 42S

Discussion in '2011-2017 Classic Menswear' started by noob in 89, Apr 1, 2012.

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  1. noob in 89

    noob in 89 Well-Known Member

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    Aw, yeeeah, son... :slayer:

    See how much fun this dude's having? Take it from me -- you don't have to wait for the holidays to be trollin' everyone on the street. Grab your tweed vest, your slimmest jeans, and PM now for amazing dealz on this BR Tailored Fit coat, size 42S.

    Still not convinced? Ask yourself this: when was the last time you went out and had strange women touch you? Yeah, that's what I thought.



    *Pictured above is the same model coat. Stylish dude not included. Actual pics, exact measurements to come.



    #come.at.me.bros.






    EDIT TO INCLUDE PRICE IN LISTING (NOT JUST IN TITLE):

    PRICE: $49 CONUS (OR BEST OFFER)
     
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    Solid ad copy here.
     
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    love douching it up - classicc
     
  4. razl

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    It's not a full douche until you make sure, when you buckle your belt, that it strategically tugs the flap over so you can be sure everyone knows you're wearing a button fly.

    Now that I think about it, maybe the next progression in doucheSprezz is to leave one of those buttons undone. You know, so others know they are functional and not just for show.
     
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    this ad made my day.
     
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    Best for sale thread. Ever.
     
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    COME AT ME BRO
     
  8. noob in 89

    noob in 89 Well-Known Member

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    noobizor is my favorite seller. i wanna buy shit from him just for his ads
     
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    Waiting for pics and exact measurements please :).......oh can you find me one in a 42r/l?
     
  11. noob in 89

    noob in 89 Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:
     
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    Does wearing the jacket automatically give you a constipated look?


    I already only button a couple of my fly-buttons. You know what's sprezzer than sprezz? Not doing it for sprezzy reasons but because you're too lazy to care.
     
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    This ad had me in a stranglehold until I had read it all. More like this please!
     
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    Not to take anything away from noobizor, but Sissy Spacerock was the king of the insane B&S sellers. Search for Sissy and you'll see what I mean.
     
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    noob in 89 Well-Known Member

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    noob in 89 Well-Known Member

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    Profanity (among other things) is now against the rules -- I had to quash my world-killing super-ad, three weeks in the making. :(

    I had high hopes for it.
     
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    Actually, thanks for pointing that out. I thought I was well versed in the rules, but I didn't realize that had crept in. Which probably explains the end of Sissy. I commend you for creatively maintaining to carry the torch in spirit, given the restrictions.
     
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