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Did something not too smart last night

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by csfbguy, Sep 22, 2004.

  1. csfbguy

    csfbguy Active Member

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    Gents,

    Last night I had sex with a girl who I've seen a couple of times. I didn't use a condom, but I also never came, I pulled out way before I actually ended up coming. Problem is that she isn't on the pill, and I have heard that there is something called pre-cum which I have never experienced. Regardless, I am a little paranoid about my eff up, I'm 23 and don't need any little ones running around the house.

    Question is, have you guys ever heard of a girl being impregnated from something similar to what happened last night? This obviously won't happen again, I think I've learned my lesson pretty well.

    Thanks,

    DG
     
  2. PeterMetro

    PeterMetro Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry to tell you pal, but it happens all the time. Pre-cum (and a doctor knows much more about it than me) is the fluid that comes out of you when you're having sex, or, presumably, erect. This is not ejaculate, but more of a lubricant. However, it does contain sperm cells. Not too many, certainly not as much as semen, but all it takes is one.

    I wouldn't pull your hair out about it, but you might want to check on her in a few weeks to see if she's throwing up in the morning. The chances are pretty small - I think you probably have a better chance of getting the clap than getting a son. Either way, let this be a lesson to you: condoms suck, but they're better than unexpected pregnancies.
     
  3. vero_group

    vero_group Well-Known Member

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    Yup, PeterMetro is right. Always wrap that rascal.
     
  4. VMan

    VMan Well-Known Member

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    I concur; put a rubber on your chubber.
     
  5. norcaltransplant

    norcaltransplant Well-Known Member

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    If its not too late, you might want to investigate the closest Planned Parenthood. They usually have "day-after" pills for those who are in need. Been there, done that. And, no, I wasnt the one who was worried about lil ones...
     
  6. vero_group

    vero_group Well-Known Member

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    I think it was The Onion that a while back brought news about a "Morning After Burrito" at Taco Bell...
     
  7. PHV

    PHV Well-Known Member

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    Pulling out doesn't do anything.
     
  8. marc37

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    Your screwed. Better start reading books on fatherhood. [​IMG] Best to cover the purple helmet son: if you have no rubbers, try lunch wrap (the guys at school always used to use plastic lunch wrap). Maybe you could suggest to the girl to put lemons and vinegar up her vagina before sex. Good luck, your'll need it.
     
  9. PeterMetro

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    Not to harp on the obvious, but irrespective of what the guys at school used to do, this is a terrible idea.
     
  10. Brian SD

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    Yea, it has to be latex or a very good animal skin for those who are allergic to the former. You should go to Planned Parenthood and get some Plan B pills. Your girl will feel sick but its better than plopping out a csfbguy jr. in 9 months.
     
  11. Brian SD

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    To add, pay close attention to any nasty burning feeling you get in the next couple weeks when you're relieving yourself. [​IMG]
     
  12. Mike C.

    Mike C. Well-Known Member

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    So... what shall we name the little bugger?

    FIHties: Will you be providing the baby clothes at a discount? He/she will look so good in Armani.
     
  13. faustian bargain

    faustian bargain Well-Known Member

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    i think it should be 'Ignignokt' or 'Ur', or 'Carl'.

    'Birdman' is a good name too.
     
  14. Mike C.

    Mike C. Well-Known Member

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    Or Master Shake is good too.
     
  15. VMan

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    Hmmm...I'm gonna bet you $10 that the original poster isn't thinking that this is to funny right now.
     
  16. Bradford

    Bradford Well-Known Member

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    I vote for Kalra. Bradford [​IMG]
     
  17. VMan

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    It shall be named "Meatwad", and it shall stand, now and forever.
     
  18. itzamazing

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    I'm married now and being that AIDS has been around since I've known about sex and been sexually active (I'm 24 now) I would never, ever, ever put myself in such a situation or have taken such a risk. That being said, when you have sex with anyone, even your spouse, you take a risk...

    Let's hope that you don't have to learn any harder lessons after you get the results of a full STD check....some take longer than others to show up and men often don't display symptoms. It's a bit disconcerting that you made no mention of worrying about STDs in your post, just the possible pregnancy.And the whole not knowing pre-cum thing isn't good either. I'm not coming down on you or anything but at least you have acknowledged the error and more importantly the reasons as to why you didn't use protection in the first place.

    I suggest you Google STDs/sexual activity and inform/empower yourself with this information before your next sexual experience.
     
  19. Alias

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    I'm partial to Master Shake as well.
     
  20. FIHTies

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    I was actually avoiding this thread till now... With whats going around disease wise and all he is concerned about is the possible kid. (I know silly of me since you know her for at LEAST a couple of weeks...) Â First, the Bad news...You're a father... Â The "Good" news is that you might not have to worry about it for too many years... Whats scary is that it takes so little grey matter up there to reproduce and spread genes like that around. (Both the act and the posting it) Sorry..No discount to unplanned children... (unless you get a score or more and then we can work on a group discount) [​IMG] JJF
     

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