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Cybersex, have you had it?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Coho, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. denimdestroyedmylife

    denimdestroyedmylife Well-Known Member

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    Another lonely night
    Stare at the TV screen
    I don't know what to do
    I need a rendezvous
     
  2. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    Once I go in, I come in.

    That's probably for the best. You don't want it getting all over the merchandise, if not you are going to have some unhappy forum members.

    Jon.
     
  3. Roland Loden of Germany

    Roland Loden of Germany Well-Known Member

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    Another lonely night
    Stare at the TV screen
    I don't know what to do
    I need a rendezvous


    Do you think it possible that Kraftwerk also lead for the invention of cybersex? I do feel that Tipper Gore might of worked against her husband on this technology.
     
  4. edmorel

    edmorel Well-Known Member

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    You don't want it getting all over the merchandise, if not you are going to have some unhappy forum members.

    Jon.



    Some forum members have offered to pay me more for merchandise with this addition.
     
  5. celery

    celery Well-Known Member

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    Well, yes and no. I didn't actually have cyber-sex, however, I did partake in making other think they were having it and then laughing at their expense.

    When I was 14, my friend and I would go to AOL chat rooms and pretend to be girls. Of course in moments tons of guys would message us. We picked the most desperate sounding guy and pretended to be interested in him. We'd talk about fake girl crap for a few minutes and slowly mention cyber sex.

    He'd get all into it and we just assumed he was in midstroke as we announced that we weren't girls and proceeded to laugh at him and call him names. Of course the guy would get incredibly pissed off and type every obscenity known to man in CAPS! lol

    Torturing people can be fun.
     
  6. Piobaire

    Piobaire Well-Known Member

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    I had a friend once tell me about his cybersex experience. He said his CD-ROM never worked the same again. So I advise against it.
     
  7. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    Some forum members have offered to pay me more for merchandise with this addition.

    [​IMG]

    How would you charge it? By the ounce?

    Jon.
     
  8. itsstillmatt

    itsstillmatt Well-Known Member

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    Well, yes and no. I didn't actually have cyber-sex, however, I did partake in making other think they were having it and then laughing at their expense.

    When I was 14, my friend and I would go to AOL chat rooms and pretend to be girls. Of course in moments tons of guys would message us. We picked the most desperate sounding guy and pretended to be interested in him. We'd talk about fake girl crap for a few minutes and slowly mention cyber sex.

    He'd get all into it and we just assumed he was in midstroke as we announced that we weren't girls and proceeded to laugh at him and call him names. Of course the guy would get incredibly pissed off and type every obscenity known to man in CAPS! lol

    Torturing people can be fun.

    So, you were once a virtual tranny slut?
     
  9. edmorel

    edmorel Well-Known Member

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    So, you were once a virtual tranny slut?

    sure sounds like it.

    I've never really found a situation where I would want to pretend to be a girl or imagine a man midstroke but maybe I'm weird.
     
  10. kronik

    kronik Well-Known Member

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    sure sounds like it.

    I've never really found a situation where I would want to pretend to be a girl or imagine a man midstroke but maybe I'm weird.


    No, you imagine men to finish up. It's ok.
     
  11. edmorel

    edmorel Well-Known Member

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    No, you imagine men to finish up. It's ok.

    Don't you have a purse forum to go post on?
     
  12. celery

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    So, you were once a virtual tranny slut?

    Yes, I have a pair of virtual crotchless panties, they're very hot.
     
  13. kronik

    kronik Well-Known Member

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    I only post over there when hawking wares. Harassing you here is so much more entertaining.
     
  14. imageWIS

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    Yes, I have a pair of virtual crotchless panties, they're very hot.

    Well, there goes your crotch fade.

    Jon.
     
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    Brian SD Well-Known Member

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    I used to cyber my ex gf when I was 16 or 17 and we were in a long D relationship. It really is just glorified masturbaiton.
     
  17. edmorel

    edmorel Well-Known Member

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    I used to cyber my ex gf when I was 16 or 17 and we were in a long D relationship. It really is just glorified masturbaiton.

    Everything other than penetration is glorified masturbation.
     
  18. Coho

    Coho Well-Known Member

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    My GF is currently in Singapore for a biomedical research conference. She has prepared months for the presentation so calling her up asking for cybersex is kind of weird no? Besides, she's the career woman type.
    I used to cyber my ex gf when I was 16 or 17 and we were in a long D relationship. It really is just glorified masturbaiton.
     
  19. Manny Calavera

    Manny Calavera Well-Known Member

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    My GF is currently in Singapore for a biomedical research conference. She has prepared months for the presentation so calling her up asking for cybersex is kind of weird no? Besides, she's the career woman type.

    Phone sex?
     
  20. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    Everything other than penetration is glorified masturbation.


    Quoted for truth.

    Jon.
     

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