Conservative Business Dress

[LabelKing]

I think you need a tote-bag.

 

[DocHolliday]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

I think you need a tote-bag.

Man bag ... or in this case, Manton bag.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by DocHolliday

Man bag ... or in this case, Manton bag.
Do you think it would look, gay? Will "women" come up to you and say "Sucky sucky, fucky fucky for 5 dollars Handsome man?"

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by Manton

You don't drive, you are driven, in a (black) Merdcedes 450 SEL. But it has to be a model from the 70s or earlier.
You are driven in a black Mercedes-Benz 300SEL 6.3 to run down poor immigrant children, beggars and the general riff-raff while cigar smoke wreathes out of the back window.

 

[LabelKing]

Originally Posted by Jared

The Prince is swell and all, Manton, but I think The Suit would have been better if it were all written in the tone of this thread...

That would be Naked Lunch which just doesn't jive with the threads, mack.

 

[Connemara]

Originally Posted by LabelKing

That would be Naked Lunch which just doesn't jive with the threads, mack.

Naked Lunch is significant only in that it provided the name for the seminal jazz/rock fusion band Steely Dan.

 

[Matt]

Originally Posted by Teacher

His isn't a conditional sentence (there is no conditional cause-and-effect), but rather an irrealis sentence using the subjunctive.
Those damn Israelis. Troublemakers I tell you.

 

[Nantucket Red]

Originally Posted by m@T

Those damn Israelis. Troublemakers I tell you.

Actually, I think he was talking about surrealists. Troublemakers too.

 

[Clio]

Originally Posted by Manton

that is an ultraconservative lawyer tie. In fact, I got if from the general counsel to the John Birch Society in an ebay sale. Printed twill with a dark blue ground and small silver and royal blue figures; no accent colors.

The John Birch Society? Good thing an unsuspecting African-American buyer didn't get the tie--it might have tried to hang him from a tree.

 

[Lucky Strike]

Originally Posted by skalogre

wHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT pOLAND?
It's a country which surfaces in European history from time to time, but rarely in the same place.

 

[Matt]

So I was at a conference in Bangkok the other week, hanging out with a British expat there and a super cute local girl who is a good friend of mine. She was lamenting how crap her life had become since dumping this Polish dude a couple months back. Her: ahh ****, maybe I should just go back to the Pole Mr Brit: I love it when Thai girls say that. She slapped him then

 

[tiger02]

Matt, is that a picture of them in your avatar?

 

[Matt]

Maybe in yours man

 

[tiger02]

touchee

 

[T4phage]

Manton, two comments:
1) Gorge too high to be considered 'conservative'
2) Tie clip.... ?

And who are you telling us how to dress conservatively... being a CAL grad and all.....