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Broke into burned out house, took haunted things, now wat

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by eglbc, Dec 6, 2010.

  1. eglbc

    eglbc Well-Known Member

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    So was really drunk and went into this boarded up burned down house [​IMG] Among other things, I found some slide film. 3 boxes of slides from some trip to central coast CA. Mostly scenic though I havent gone through all the boxes. Afraid there could be some heavy shit i dont need. The people that lived there were hoarders, and all sorts of shit was everywhere. Turns out they both died in the house during the fire (found out after), and now i got all these haunted photo slides. What should I do? 1)take them back 2) exhibit them as a found photo project to create something new out of it 3) put on free craigslist with warning that person assumes all spiritual burdens attached 4)?????? I feel i did something foolish and need some sort of closure. Thanks for your guidance SF
     
  2. Nouveau Pauvre

    Nouveau Pauvre Well-Known Member

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    put in butt, post to /b/
     
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    Go back to house
    Handcuff self to something sturdy
    Toss key very far away
    Set house back on fire
     
  4. Dakota rube

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    The people that lived there were hoarders, and all sorts of shit was everywhere. Turns out they both died in the house during the fire (found out after), and now i got all these haunted photo slides.

    What should I do?


    How long ago was this fire?
    I'm thinking the authorities will get in touch with you shortly.
     
  5. redcaimen

    redcaimen Well-Known Member

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    All good suggestions so far.

    Try to find a slide with both the deceased on it and have a t-shirt made up with the photo and the caption "May you burn in hell as you did in life." Use the t-shirt as a night shirt and sleep with it in the burned out house.
     
  6. eglbc

    eglbc Well-Known Member

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    ^ best idea so far.

    Im just going to go back and throw the slides back in.
    I guess it burned in march and has been boarded up since.
     
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    claim to be the couple's long lost son.
    show slides and stuff to prove it.
    claim ownership of the property.
    burn in hell after.
     
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    http://www.ghostinjar.com/

    Something like that. Might as well try to profit from the experience.

    Did you piss or shit in the house when there? If not, you really should have.
     
  11. eglbc

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    Just returned haunted goods, i didnt see any ghosts following me, but a cop drove by when i was fully engaged in shady mode.

    Feels like mailing volcano rocks back to hawaii.
     
  12. 83glt

    83glt Well-Known Member

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    It's too late.
     
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    Best thread in a while.
     
  14. eglbc

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    So I walked out my front door this morning, only to find a squirrel taking its final breaths.

    Is it a sign?

    It was right under the power lines, so maybe he got shocked. I was going to end his struggle, but my GF insisted I call animal control.

    Now its in a USPS flat rate box (straight to heaven) on my front porch
     
  15. unjung

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    So I walked out my front door this morning, only to find a squirrel taking its final breaths.

    Is it a sign?

    It was right under the power lines, so maybe he got shocked. I was going to end his struggle, but my GF insisted I call animal control.

    Now its in a USPS flat rate box in front of my door awaiting retrieval.


    Stop wasting taxpayer resources.
     
  16. eglbc

    eglbc Well-Known Member

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    I told animal control I could just throw it out, but they insisted they would rather deal with it , Im assuming to make sure its not disease ridden.

    Sorry for putting such a dent in the deficit, I hope you dont incur any unjust taxation as a result.
     
  17. redcaimen

    redcaimen Well-Known Member

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    So I walked out my front door this morning, only to find a squirrel taking its final breaths.

    Is it a sign?

    It was right under the power lines, so maybe he got shocked. I was going to end his struggle, but my GF insisted I call animal control.

    Now its in a USPS flat rate box in front of my door awaiting retrieval.


    You had your chance to make things right with the supernatural in regards to your trespas and theft.

    The squirrel was a sign. You should have had a tiny t-shirt made that said "I offer my fading life force as sacrifice for eglbc's thoughtless depradations" and put it on the squirrel then put the squrrel in the USPS flat rate box and sent it to the address of the burnt out haunted house.
     
  18. eglbc

    eglbc Well-Known Member

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    Can we be pen pals?
     
  19. redcaimen

    redcaimen Well-Known Member

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    Can we be pen pals?

    I only want to be penpals with Tagutcow, but he rejects me.

    If I think of any more solutions that involve silkscreening I will let you know.
     
  20. eglbc

    eglbc Well-Known Member

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    I have a entire silkscreen factory at my disposal, I can have strike offs end of day.

    Edit

    So when I got home from work, I saw the box had moved. Animal control most have come and disposed of the squirrel. My tax dollars at work.

    However, the squirrel was still there, lifeless.

    Why would someone pick up the box, move it, but leave the squirrel? What kind of person would do that?

    So now Im practically back where I started. I still have a dead squirrel in a usps flat rate box. How should I get rid of it?
     

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