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At Last, Disco Ball Pants

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by cordarounds, Aug 18, 2009.

  1. cordarounds

    cordarounds Well-Known Member

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    Always a pleasure to post new inventions here on the Style Forum, and today's pants are the greatest pleasure of them all. We found SOFT, reflective fabric that disperses light like a disco ball. Until someone invents trousers made of neon gas or constructs fabric out of pure mercury, we feel these are the most brilliant pants ever made.

    Note: if you are a scientist who can convert noble gases into pants, please contact us immediately.

    Consider the following usage scenarios: Vegas, New Years, anytime you crave mad, pants-based attention.

    You can purchase them here.

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  2. Fuuma

    Fuuma Well-Known Member

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    Hmm
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    They also made a disco ball scarf.
     
  3. sho'nuff

    sho'nuff Well-Known Member

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    Hmm
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    They also made a disco ball scarf.


    i like this look.


    i think the disco pant used above is in cool ways, but i dont think i can pull it off. though i would think it would be great if i could.
     
  4. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Well-Known Member

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    Note: if you are a scientist who can convert noble gases into pants, please contact us immediately.

    This has to be quoted for posterity.
     
  5. Davidko19

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  6. cordarounds

    cordarounds Well-Known Member

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    Ok, one more important photo & thought. Discriminating pants-wearers often ask, have these been Incredible Hulk tested? Yes. [​IMG]
     
  7. edmorel

    edmorel Well-Known Member

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    looks like you are shooting a Veronica Moser video.
     
  8. bafield

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    Foo should have worn these for his Esquire spread!
     
  9. TRINI

    TRINI Well-Known Member

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    looks like you are shooting a Veronica Moser video.

    Is this some porn that I should know about?
     
  10. cordarounds

    cordarounds Well-Known Member

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    The porn industry hasn't discovered them yet. Currently they're worn by NASA employees as after-astronauting attire.
     
  11. JetBlast

    JetBlast Well-Known Member

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    Is this some porn that I should know about?

    Yes, but you don't necessarily need to know about it [​IMG]
     
  12. cordarounds

    cordarounds Well-Known Member

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    Let us take a brief promotional pause and direct our attention to Cordarounds.com, where these and other fine fashions can be purchased online and online only.

    Now, back to important, disco pants discussion.
     
  13. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Well-Known Member

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    ^nicely done, spammer.
     
  14. cordarounds

    cordarounds Well-Known Member

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    Some spam is tastier than others. In fact, some is organic, grass fred spam, where Spaminals aren't kept in cages and their tummys are massaged each day so, when served, it comes across entirely palatable, even savory. At Cordarounds.com, our goal is precisely that. You ought to see our blog...
     
  15. cordarounds

    cordarounds Well-Known Member

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    Ok, for those who insist on seeing the pants light-dispersing powers...

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  16. clint_d

    clint_d New Member

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    Ok, one more important photo & thought. Discriminating pants-wearers often ask, have these been Incredible Hulk tested? Yes.

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    from afar they actually do kinda look like mercury - I'd like to see a strobe light video of these bad boys
     
  17. GBR

    GBR Well-Known Member

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    Should we be grateful to know of these?
     
  18. vitaminc

    vitaminc Well-Known Member

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    only in san francisco
     
  19. clint_d

    clint_d New Member

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    Should we be grateful to know of these?

    not sure if we should be, but i certainly am! [​IMG]
     
  20. MetroStyles

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    Okay, this is fucking awesome.
     

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