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Aportnoy's Shoe Collection Pic: Petition

Discussion in 'Classic Menswear' started by Englandmj7, Jun 22, 2006.

  1. Englandmj7

    Englandmj7 Well-Known Member

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    I would be willing to make a large cash donation simply to see this picture. I realize you must be an extremely busy man, but please, oh please, when will it happen??

    I figure if we can get 100 people to petition we may stand a chance?

    [​IMG]
     
  2. skalogre

    skalogre Well-Known Member

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    That could be difficult. We would need all interested parties to first sign a release form, indicating that if they have any sort of heart confdition they are either fully insured or will not hold J. responsible [​IMG]

    P.s. I would be interested. Bring on the wholecuts!
     
  3. Tibo

    Tibo Well-Known Member

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    I'm ready to sign any form of disclaimer related to my eyes and/or heart condition.

    Andrew, please, fire off ![​IMG]
     
  4. chorse123

    chorse123 Well-Known Member

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    Can they really all fit in one picture?
     
  5. designprofessor

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    I vote to turn it into a feature length film on wide screen.
    Throw in some of those girls from "Ye Olde Babes "thread and a good sound track. Perhaps a sultry voice over describing details and last #'s. Though this movie may only generate a cult following, it would have its proponents.
    ,,,now which pair to wear to the Oscar's? [​IMG]
     
  6. skalogre

    skalogre Well-Known Member

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    Can they really all fit in one picture?

    Only if this were to be adapted. [​IMG]
     
  7. ATM

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  8. skalogre

    skalogre Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    Judging by they height of the boxes, that must be the boot section. [​IMG]
     
  9. zjpj83

    zjpj83 Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]
    lol
     
  10. designprofessor

    designprofessor Well-Known Member

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    I'm trying to find that rug he uses in the photos.....
     
  11. von Rothbart

    von Rothbart Well-Known Member

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    I'm trying to find that rug he uses in the photos.....

    You effort will be futile. The rug was one and only kind made by a small, almost extinct tribe in a remote mountainous inaccessable region of Tibet of fur form the belly of an extreme rare almost mythical wild mountain cat (RJChat is rumored to be a distant relative of that mountain cat, therefore, his infamously soft Catmere Â[​IMG]) with dye from a rare small plant that can only be found at around 28,500 ft. and can only be harvested during a 3-day window around summer solstice.
     
  12. aportnoy

    aportnoy Well-Known Member

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    You effort will be futile. The rug was one and only kind made by a small, almost extinct tribe in a remote mountainous inaccessable region of Tibet of fur form the belly of an extreme rare almost mythical wild mountain cat (RJChat is rumored to be a distant relative of that mountain cat, therefore, his infamously soft Catmere Â[​IMG]) with dye from a rare small plant that can only be found at around 28,500 ft. and can only be harvested during a 3-day window around summer solstice.


    VR...Did you get my shepra to talk. Hates tea but he's a sucker for 40oz Colt 45s.
     
  13. RJman

    RJman Well-Known Member

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    fur form the belly of an extreme rare almost mythical wild mountain cat (RJChat is rumored to be a distant relative of that mountain cat, therefore, his infamously soft Catmere Â[​IMG]) with dye from a rare small plant that can only be found at around 28,500 ft. and can only be harvested during a 3-day window around summer solstice.
    So... it's harvestin' time! Or is it shedding time?

    VR...Did you get my shepra to talk. Hates tea but he's a sucker for 40oz Colt 45s.
    Yeeesh... guess he like yakking into a 14,000 foot vertical drop chasm? Or is he the original Abominable Snowman?
     
  14. von Rothbart

    von Rothbart Well-Known Member

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    OMG, RJman, I see Freedom and 1776 right under your name. Please no more posting to perserve this once-in-a-lifetime occurance.
     
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    zjpj83 Well-Known Member

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    done
    [​IMG]
     
  17. Teacher

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    [​IMG]

    So that's what RJman looks like. I must say, it's not quite what I expected. At least there's no visible cat hair.
     
  18. skalogre

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    So that's what RJman looks like. I must say, it's not quite what I expected. At least there's no visible cat hair.

    VISIBLE is the key word there. [​IMG]
     
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    zjpj83 Well-Known Member

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  20. skalogre

    skalogre Well-Known Member

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    Catmere Thong

    Actually I was thinking more in the lines of hypertrichosis but with cat fur...

    [​IMG]
     

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