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Apartment foo-nishing

Discussion in 'Fine Living, Home, Design & Auto' started by mafoofan, Jun 16, 2013.

  1. SkinnyGoomba

    SkinnyGoomba Well-Known Member

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    Not much I enjoy doing around the house more than prepping for paint.
     
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    How on earth are you interpreting me to be taking this personally? I'm simply offering a plainly reasoned response to SH's typical vitriolic nonsense.


    That bookshelf would fail SH's smell test. It is standalone and clearly meant to turn the books into a visual statement. A standard bookshelf is much more practical.
     
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  3. SkinnyGoomba

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    It must be the amount of affectedness you build into your posts.
     
  4. mafoofan

    mafoofan Well-Known Member

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    What the fuck are you talking about? This thread is some sort of bizarro universe.

    I can only hope SH is affecting a faux personality in his posts. The real world doesn't deserve to suffer such vapid pomposity.
     
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    How are your empty vase and virgin Napoleon candle treating you?
     
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    I like Billy. A wall full of Billy is even better (because it looks built-in) but it's not so bad.
     
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  7. SkinnyGoomba

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    :foo: Or if your response to everything other than what you agree with was something other than some version of 'that's preposterous'.
     
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  8. mafoofan

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    Seriously, is SH's dick literally in your mouth? Right this very second? Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.

    At any rate, you'll have to excuse me for a moment. I need to go slip on a silk robe, pour myself some scotch, light a cigar, and lounge in my vintage leather lounge chair while I reminisce about hunting scenes I've seen in old Ralph Lauren catalogues.

    In the mean time, please continue your suckage.
     
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  9. StephenHero

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    I can confirm that it's not.
     
  10. mafoofan

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    Did you just finish? Is it more honest to spit or swallow?
     
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    Come on Foo, I'm obviously busting your chops. The way you go about pretending to be baffled by things is ridiculous, and my opinion in regard to these topics is my own.

    I own bookcases, but I'm not exactly shocked that someone thinks that owning bookcases is annoying.

    Also, I think you are missing some things on that list.
     
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  13. Marc Voorhees

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    Thank god this thread is back.... and since I am a glutton for pain, Allow me to show off my book cases.... Old picture, but you get the picture. they are all along the backwall as well

    [​IMG]


    I have 8 more of them. I have quite an extensive library.
     
  14. Bhowie

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    SH has posted pics of his old place.
     
  15. StephenHero

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    Fuck your gross bookcases and their preferential display of decorative antique books that were handed down from your Great Aunt Joan when she moved into a nursing home.
     
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  16. Marc Voorhees

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    Oh Aunt Joan...... good thing I modified these free standing bookcases to be semi built in, or else I would be really not living honestly
     
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    Honest living entails burning all of Aunt Joan's shit along with her corpse.
     
  18. Marc Voorhees

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    What if I use he corpse to hold up coffee table books? it would be more honest than buying a coffee table...
     
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    link?

    :lurk:
     
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