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Anyone restoring?

Discussion in 'Health & Body' started by markb, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. markb

    markb Well-Known Member

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    Foreskin that is? My health insurance company website has a link to NORM (National Organization of Restoring Men) which recommends non-surgical foreskin restoration. Has anyone ever heard of this? Is any one trying to do this? And if so is it worth it?
     
  2. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    What the hell is wrong with people? Its not like foreskin adds or subtracts anything. If anything, it makes life a lot more complex when showering.

    Keep life simple. Keep removed foreskin, where it belongs: in the trash.

    Jon.
     
  3. PHV

    PHV Well-Known Member

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    I was enjoying my lunch time roast beef sandwich until....
     
  4. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    (markb @ Jan. 18 2005,09:28) Foreskin that is? My health insurance company website has a link to NORM (National Organization of Restoring Men) which recommends non-surgical foreskin restoration. Has anyone ever heard of this? Is any one trying to do this? And if so is it worth it?
    I was enjoying my lunch time roast beef sandwich until....
    Weak stomach, huh? I ate an entire corned beef sandwich on rye while reading the original post and typing my response. Jon.
     
  5. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Well-Known Member

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    This sounds like as good an idea as putting your wisdom teeth back in . . .
     
  6. ken

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    The general consensus is that the uncircumcised among us have better sensation while bumping uglies. Some piercings, like dydoes, are said to mimic that sensation in circumcised men.

    No, I don't think 'restoration' or whatever is a good idea. It's a cultural thing, and if that's the worst thing our culture does, then let's be happy about it.
     
  7. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    Simple question: how do you know? I mean if you are circumcised, how do you know you're um, bumping uglies experience are less pleasurable than if you had foreskin? And at the same time, if you have foreskin, how do you know that your experience is indeed better than that of the person without?

    Jon.
     
  8. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Well-Known Member

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    Originally Posted by ken,Jan. 18 2005,17:36
    The general consensus is that the uncircumcised among us have better sensation while bumping uglies. Some piercings, like dydoes, are said to mimic that sensation in circumcised men. No, I don't think 'restoration' or whatever is a good idea. It's a cultural thing, and if that's the worst thing our culture does, then let's be happy about it.
    Simple question: how do you know? I mean if you are circumcised, how do you know you're um, bumping uglies experience are less pleasurable than if you had foreskin? And at the same time, if you have foreskin, how do you know that your experience is indeed better than that of the person without? Jon.
    Some men are circumcised as adults.
     
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    hopkins_student Well-Known Member

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    I was under the impression that the different sensationis not directly due to the motion of the foreskin during the "bumping of uglies", to quote a previous post. Rather, the glans is more sensitive overall because the foreskin has limited the desensitization that occurs when the glans rubs against the fabric of underwear. So, it really seems like it would be too late for foreskin restoration to make much of a difference.
     
  10. ken

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    Let's get back to this: what the hell is non-surgical foreskin restoration? I'll assume it's kind of like salamanders growing limbs back, only instead of a salamander, it's a penis, and instead of a limb, it's foreskin.
     
  11. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Well-Known Member

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    I want to start a designer foreskin cloning business. I think advertizing would be a smart idea. Its like a miniature billboard in your pants.
     
  12. johnw86

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    Let me get this straight...your health insurance provider TOLD you about this? Mine barely covers the annual physical. [​IMG]
     
  13. Ambulance Chaser

    Ambulance Chaser Well-Known Member

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    Can the Foreskin Club for Men be far behind?
     
  14. markb

    markb Well-Known Member

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    Yes, my health insurance website has NORM listed under "Men's Health Issues" I've never heard of this kind of thing before. Went to NORMs website to check it out (was curious). Thought this might be a fetish thing until I realized it was on the insurance webiste. I only posted the question to see what people thought of this (What's the point was my first reaction). [​IMG]
     
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    First, I cannot believe I actually read this whole thread, secondly, I am still sitting here trying to believe what I am reading, wondering if this is really a bad dream, and maybe my contacts are messed up.
     
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    It involves taping a weight to the head of your rod and pulling the skin on the shaft over the head and taping that to the weight as well.

    Over time the skin will stretch and grow into the new anteater you've been hoping for.

    I believe you should limit your weight sessions to an hour, three times a week.  I'm sure everyone is thinking that it's a 1 to 1 comparison to how much they bench press, but you need to stick with those gram weights they use on those chemistry scales from college.

    Regards,
    CT
     
  17. Cliff

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    Folks, let me know if this 'growing back' thing works. If it does, I'd like to know how much weight I'd need to add say....2 inches to the old salamander.
     
  18. PHV

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    O, so this actually isn't a joke?
     

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