1. Welcome to the new Styleforum!

    We hope you’re as excited as we are to hang out in the new place. There are more new features that we’ll announce in the near future, but for now we hope you’ll enjoy the new site.

    We are currently fine-tuning the forum for your browsing pleasure, so bear with any lingering dust as we work to make Styleforum even more awesome than it was.

    Oh, and don’t forget to head over to the Styleforum Journal, because we’re giving away two pairs of Carmina shoes to celebrate our move!

    Please address any questions about using the new forum to support@styleforum.net

    Cheers,

    The Styleforum Team

    Dismiss Notice

Anyone here been to jail or prison?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Johnny_5, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    14,501
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    assault. got me expelled from highschool. it was on a teacher. the Crown (read[​IMG]rosecutor) lost the video evidence, yet it still lasted a year, and went to trial.

    What did you do? Hit the teacher with your purse or something?
     
  2. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    9,677
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2008
    What did you do? Hit the teacher with your purse or something?

    yah, now watch what I'll do with your cane old man.
     
  3. TM79

    TM79 Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,805
    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2010
    Location:
    Boston
    Never hit a woman, and never will. But I hate ambiguous domestic violence laws.

    On another note, for all the lawyers out there, can arrest records be expunged?


    Likewise... had a girl try to basically do a 3 punch combination on me once when I broke up with her and guarantee if I shoved her to the ground in self-defense there's a decent chance I was going away for the night. Luckily her sisters dragged her away.

    Yeah, one of those break ups ...
     
  4. Bhowie

    Bhowie Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    13,099
    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2008
    Location:
    Running the trap house.
    yah, now watch what I'll do with your cane old man.

    Wait so you assaulted a teacher and got lucky that the video tape was lost. This seems pretty POS behavior to me.
     
  5. ConcernedParent

    ConcernedParent Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    4,234
    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2009
    Location:
    West Coast is back for all you suckas
    Wait so you assaulted a teacher and got lucky that the video tape was lost. This seems pretty POS behavior to me.

    He needs all the cred he can get to eintimidate frenchy. Thug life.
     
  6. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    9,677
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2008
    Wait so you assaulted a teacher and got lucky that the video tape was lost. This seems pretty POS behavior to me.

    I didn't get lucky the videotape was lost lol I could have cared less about it. it's a long story.
     
  7. Neo_Version 7

    Neo_Version 7 Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    19,625
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2007
    ^ Damn. Gangster's paradise indeed.
     
  8. michaeld

    michaeld New Member

    Messages:
    1
    Joined:
    Dec 16, 2010
    I've had a bit of history with prison over in England.

    I was in the Army from when I was 18 until 24 and a few small scrapes in there in the first 2 years- nothing serious but the Army was tough enough and it was enough to end up in the Guard Room (army jail) twice - once for being drunk and disorderly and the other for being AWOL for a few days. The staff there were hard as nails and it was like being back in basic training but also got treated as a screw up. The day was long and hard - loads of drill and running around - marching at diuble time everywhere, loads of inspections of my cell and my kit and hardly a minute to myself. You had to earn everything including time out of the cell, a radio, cigarettes. I was lucky that a year later I got promoted and left the Army with a good record. That was the thing there it was tough but once you did the time it wasn't held against you and I didn't have a criminal record.

    When I left the Army I got a job with a security company and part of the job was bringing people from court to prison. Most of the guys I brought to prison were alright but there were some really screwed up lads who you wouldn't want to cross.

    3 years ago I got arrested for a serious assault. I had been out drinking and things got out of hand and I got involved and hurt a guy pretty bad. I lost my job because of it and eventually got sentenced to 2 years and did a year inside - you do the other half 'on license' here. I'd been in Army Jail so I didn't find prison too bad but it was bad being in there. When I got sentenced it was so strange getting handcuffed by someone I knew from the security company and being put in the same van as I used to put other people in. When I got to prison I was asked if I wanted to go on the numbers - basically protection because of the job I did but I said no and went on a main wing. I knew I deserved to be there but it was hard being on the other side of the bars and wearing the prison uniform. I got on with most people inside OK but there's always a few who want to kick off but was able to cope all right with that. I got a job in the kitchens and did a few course which got me out of the cell a fair bit. I hated being locked up and not being outside but got used to it alright. My family were always there for me when I was locked up and got visits from them and my mates. The worse thing for me was that 2 things happened when I was in there that made me angry about all that happened. I missed the birth of my kid - I got to see her a few weeks later but it was in the prison visiting room. A few weeks after I got called to see the Governor and he told me that my Dad had died suddenly. I was gutted that I wasn't able to be there for my Mum and got upset about that. I got to go to the funeral but was handcuffed and with prison officers. I hated people seeing me like that but it made me promise myself never to get in trouble again.

    I have finished my probation, got married and have a second kid on the way. I'm 29 now and plan out not seeing a prison again.
     
  9. Dakota rube

    Dakota rube Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    14,501
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2005
    Location:
    A bit better than yesterday, all day vomiting for
    ^Good luck to you, michael.
     
  10. theantiquematinee

    theantiquematinee Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    169
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2009
    Location:
    Nashville
    Went for a DUI, found out what a mule is, never going back.
     
  11. Vintage Gent

    Vintage Gent Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,748
    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2003
    Location:
    The People's Republic of Galveston
    I have, but most of the time I've been able to roll doubles to get out.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. edinatlanta

    edinatlanta Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    25,411
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2008
    Location:
    Wit' Yo' Baby Momma
    Hmm, ed you are slipping

    Spalla is not me. I wish he were.

    I didn't get lucky the videotape was lost lol I could have cared less about it. it's a long story.

    I'm listening. Or PM
     
  13. Harold falcon

    Harold falcon Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    27,420
    Joined:
    Dec 6, 2009
    Location:
    NE PA
    Never hit a woman, and never will. But I hate ambiguous domestic violence laws.

    On another note, for all the lawyers out there, can arrest records be expunged?


    It depends. Laws differ from state to state and how they are applied differ from county to county. GENERALLY non-violent petty crimes such as DUIs or possession or something similarly stupid can often be expunged after a suitable period of time has passed. PM me if you would like a referral to a local attorney or bar association who can assist you in this matter.
     
  14. JayJay

    JayJay Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    24,364
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2007
    Went for a DUI, found out what a mule is, never going back.
    A mule? What is it?
     
  15. Flieger

    Flieger Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,242
    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2007
    A mule? What is it?

    He had to give someone a blumpkin in prison while getting a mule tattoo on his left bum cheek
     
  16. theantiquematinee

    theantiquematinee Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    169
    Joined:
    Apr 13, 2009
    Location:
    Nashville
    A mule? What is it?

    A mule is someone who smuggles cigs, joints etc in his exit hole. [​IMG]
     

Share This Page

Styleforum is proudly sponsored by