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Anyone here been to jail or prison?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Johnny_5, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. cptjeff

    cptjeff Well-Known Member

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    The WORST part of the experience were the jailers. They are dicks. Only one guy treated us like we were human. The others were just fucked up hateful people with authority complexes.

    You mean to say that high school dropouts who have no prospects and no one else to feel superior to might develop a complex if put into power over people?
     
  2. madstaxbro

    madstaxbro Well-Known Member

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    I was interned at the Columbia County jail for 2 weeks when I was 18. Got lucky at the hearing and left with a $250 fine thank goodness.
     
  3. eglbc

    eglbc Well-Known Member

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    Ive gone to lockup several times, but they only funny one was havasu city jail when i was 18 at the river.
    Only had on boardshorts and a fake ID i talked my way out of (holding for my brother who had no pockets)

    Some fool tried to fuck with me, I ignored him. He got all pissed, then fell asleep. He missed his name getting called to see Judge, and got to spend the night. Shit was so cash.

    I used a baloney sandwich as a pillow. (didnt eat meat at the time).
     
  4. foodguy

    foodguy Well-Known Member

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    I used a baloney sandwich as a pillow. (didnt eat meat at the time).

    sig-worthy
     
  5. frenchy

    frenchy Well-Known Member

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    I've been twice, both for completely non-badass things.

    1. public intox: basically being drunk in a car while my buddy got arrested for DWI. The cops decided I was too much of a mess to leave me alone. They were probably right.

    2. Stupid traffic ticket I forgot to pay. Paid 360 bucks and showed up 2 hours late to work.


    never mind all that,who is that in your avatar details please!!!!!!
     
  6. Big T

    Big T Well-Known Member

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    I've visited friends in jail - does that count?
     
  7. GSquared

    GSquared Well-Known Member

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    I've only been to bail a friend out.
     
  8. GusW

    GusW Well-Known Member

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    I've been successfully avoiding it.
     
  9. Nathaniel72

    Nathaniel72 Well-Known Member

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    9 months hard time and a handful of week/end visits
     
  10. BP348

    BP348 Well-Known Member

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    never mind all that,who is that in your avatar details please!!!!!!

    +1!!!
     
  11. Don Carlos

    Don Carlos Well-Known Member

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    Boys, there are things a man does in prison -- and I'm not saying I'm proud of those things -- that he does when there are no better options available to him. Sexy things.

    Let's hear some of each other's steamy m4m prison stories, please.
     
  12. TM79

    TM79 Well-Known Member

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    I learned my lesson. I am thinking that would be my first time and last time. Anger management was a bitch. A court appointed attorney was not free unlike what the clerk told me. With all the fees added, I ended up dishing out over a grand. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    And you didn't even get to slap her. Man, that's a rough beat...
     
  13. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Well-Known Member

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    I almost went, but thankfully I have an amazing lawyer (j00) that beat the rap for me. Damn thing went to trial tho [​IMG]
     
  14. Prada_Ferragamo

    Prada_Ferragamo Well-Known Member

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    And you didn't even get to slap her. Man, that's a rough beat...

    Never hit a woman, and never will. But I hate ambiguous domestic violence laws.

    On another note, for all the lawyers out there, can arrest records be expunged?
     
  15. Simon.

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    no
    but lived next to one for about 10 years
     
  16. Johnny_5

    Johnny_5 Well-Known Member

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    I almost went, but thankfully I have an amazing lawyer (j00) that beat the rap for me. Damn thing went to trial tho [​IMG]

    details or gtfo
     
  17. AntiHero84

    AntiHero84 Well-Known Member

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    Couple weekends for a DUI. Definitely deserved it and it was not a pleasant experience, but all told... It wasn't that bad. Just boring and the food was terrible.
     
  18. SpallaCamiccia

    SpallaCamiccia Well-Known Member

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    Yes as Jim Morrison said, I´ve been into a prison of my own device.

    My mind...
     
  19. Bhowie

    Bhowie Well-Known Member

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    Yes as Jim Morrison said, I´ve been into a prison of my own device.

    My mind...


    Hmm, ed you are slipping
     
  20. oneeightyseven

    oneeightyseven Well-Known Member

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    details or gtfo

    assault. got me expelled from highschool. it was on a teacher. the Crown (read: prosecutor) lost the video evidence, yet it still lasted a year, and went to trial.
     

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