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Anteaters - the new cool pet

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by crazyquik, Jan 3, 2009.

  1. B1FF

    B1FF Well-Known Member

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    What's with the Cheez-Whiz? That can't be good for an anteater.

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  2. B1FF

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    OMFG, this thread owns.

    I can't stop laughing.
     
  4. Bhowie

    Bhowie Well-Known Member

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    Fashion Anteater:
    Ranging in size from being able to fit in your purse to being able to swing with reckless abandon across a medium sized closet, these normally docile animals will reply with a hearty "Fuck you, I'm an anteater!!!" when their supply of canned cheese is cut off. They enjoy wearing baby clothes, and their claws are made of kisses.


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  5. Thomas

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    Is it too early to name a best thread of 2009?
     
  6. edmorel

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    +1. I can't stop giggling at these pictures, and it makes no sense.

    like a schoolgirl ?

    I dunno, not funny.

    Ugly, deadly animals+ memes seemingly written by Dane Cook= very unfunny
     
  7. lefty

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    Here you go boys ... girl fun with long-tongued Erinaceinae.
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  8. crazyquik

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    I dunno, not funny.

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    This thread is the win! Those anteaters sure are cute, but how long before they become humaneaters?
     
  11. James Bond

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    Fucking AWESOME.
     
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    Giant Anteaters: "It grows to an overall length of more than six feet and, despite its idiotic appearance, minute brain and apparently lumbering gait, it is one of the most competent and least often molested of all mammals. Even jaguars give the large males of this species a wide berth, for these animals are amazingly quick and deadly infighters. Their forearms are shaped liked those of a man, enormously muscled, and armed with short, stout fingers bearing gigantic claws....Moreover, they have a habit of waltzing about about on their hind legs with unexpected agility and can then strike with their hands in almost every direction."
    I believe that giant anteaters are an endangered species. I do not doubt that this lady´s intentions are honourable. I finally feel that she might find out the Roy way that wild animals are ill-suited as pets.
     
  13. lefty

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    An Argentinian zookeeper has died as a result of an anteater attack, Reuters reports.

    Melisa Casco, 19, died following an operation to amputate one of her legs. She worked as at Florencio Varela zoo outside Buenos Aires as "part of a conservation and reproduction project involving endangered giant anteaters".

    The "unusual" assault - in which the animal ripped open the woman's abdomen and caused damage to her liver, lungs and stomach - was apparently provoked by the creature's instinct to protect its young, although this has not been confirmed. Although the anteater is "usually not aggressive", its claws can cause serious damage if used in self-defence.

    A worker at the zoo said the attack was an "accident", and therefore the anteater was not "punished in response". Â[​IMG]
     
  14. Dakota rube

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    ^Not even a time out?

    Seriously, though, these animals creep me out. I'm not getting a "cute" vibe at all.
     
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    What the fuck? This is so goddamn funny I'm crying right now!

    It's really blowing my mind . . .
     
  16. Connemara

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    I like the drool stains on Dubya's shirt. [​IMG]
     
  17. tiecollector

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    Giant anteaters are not cute at all, the tamanduas are though.

    I don't know what's worse? The fact that our current president is stuck in a frat boy phase, or the incoming one leaks out staged photos of his bitch tits?
     
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    Add some Rubinacci and it's SF's new mascot.
     
  20. acidboy

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    ^Not even a time out?

    Seriously, though, these animals creep me out. I'm not getting a "cute" vibe at all.


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