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“I Went To Wharton. It Goes Without Saying That You Should Want To F*** Me.”

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by millionaire75, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. Tokyo Slim

    Tokyo Slim Well-Known Member

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    I kind of like the "I am going to the gym in 26 minutes" shirt.

    It reminds me of the classic bar sign "Free Beer Tomorrow!"
     
  2. Eustace Tilley

    Eustace Tilley Well-Known Member

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  3. leftover_salmon

    leftover_salmon Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm.

    If he went to the University of Pennsylvania (even just to take a few classes), wouldn't he refer to it as UPenn?

    "Penn" is Penn State, isn't it?


    I hate it when people say "UPenn." It sounds completely retarded.

    As the press packets for our basketball games say: "It's 'Penn', please."
     
  4. RJman

    RJman Well-Known Member

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    This pic says it all:
    Wait, that's the guy who's an 8.9 on Hot or Not? I don't know how that site works, but... [​IMG]

    Nice notch lapel tux. I see he's puttin' on the Ritz, Amjack style (putting on the W Hotel, maybe).
     
  5. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    Nice notch lapel tux. I see he's puttin' on the Ritz, Amjack style (putting on the W Hotel, maybe).


    [​IMG]

    Jon.
     
  6. RJman

    RJman Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

    Jon.


    I'm not here to amuse you people.[​IMG]
     
  7. imageWIS

    imageWIS Well-Known Member

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    I'm not here to amuse you people.[​IMG]

    Thanks Joe.

    Jon.
     
  8. Johnny_5

    Johnny_5 Well-Known Member

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    He's really ugly. He acts like he is rolling in dough but hes sitting on an old BMW. Ballers drive brand new models every year. Not 1994 325i convertables.
     
  9. GQgeek

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    This pic says it all:

    [​IMG]


    In all fairness, that pic is intended as a spoof of his new public image according to the article linked a few posts before it. Still...
     
  10. Johnny_5

    Johnny_5 Well-Known Member

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    In all fairness, that pic is intended as a spoof of his new public image according to the article linked a few posts before it. Still...

    Spoof or not though. Ugly is ugly.
     
  11. FLMountainMan

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    In all fairness, that pic is intended as a spoof of his new public image according to the article linked a few posts before it. Still...

    If you go to his modeling site though, this type of picture is the norm. The guy actually thinks he's the shit and stylish somehow. In regards to the hot-or-not thing - I was on another webforum that launched a movement to rate him en masse and drove his ranking down to something like 3.6 within a few minutes. (As you can tell, he's generated a lot of animosity).
    Then, low and behold, he signed in and checked his rating (the website tells everyone when the person last checked their rating) and it suddenly went back up to 8.9. The guy is full of fail.
     
  12. Nantucket Red

    Nantucket Red Well-Known Member

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    The guy is full of fail.

    He's doing his damn'dest to leverage the fact that he's a small-time loser.
     
  13. FidelCashflow

    FidelCashflow Well-Known Member

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    In all fairness, that pic is intended as a spoof of his new public image according to the article linked a few posts before it. Still...

    Are the dimensions of that pic warped, or is that what he really looks like? His forehead is big enough to put a billboard on... that'll bring in some money for a new beemer.
     
  14. Johnny_5

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    if he shaved his head he would totally look like dr. evil.
     
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    Spoof or not though. Ugly is ugly.

    True enough.
     
  16. LabelKing

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    This pic says it all: [​IMG]
    Those pants are cuffed, and I'll bet he specifies vodka--probably Grey Goose--in his martinis.
     
  17. Nantucket Red

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    Those pants are cuffed, and I'll bet he specifies vodka--probably Grey Goose--in his martinis.

    Of course. He's one of those middle-class peasants who thinks a martini is a vodka drink. I'll bet he also always specifies "shaken, not stirred" as if it indicates some rarefied level of sophistication.
     
  18. gdl203

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    uh? what's wrong with a vodka martini? So it's not the traditional liquor for a traditional martini... who cares? I like both but I'm personally partial to vodka martini, for the simple reason that they taste better than gin martini IMO. Also, a shaken martini dissolves the vermouth better than stirred and is a colder drink so better for summers
     
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    Those pants are cuffed, and I'll bet he specifies vodka--probably Grey Goose--in his martinis.

    And add some Red Bull, I went to Wharton, sweetcakes.
     
  20. RJman

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    And add some Red Bull, I went to Wharton, sweetcakes.

    What's your hot or not rating?
     

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