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‘Fear Factor’ will be serving donkey semen

Discussion in 'Entertainment, Culture, and Sports' started by KJT, Jan 27, 2012.

  1. mordecai

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    why? [​IMG]
     
  2. in stitches

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    lawlz, because people actually believe them and then ask me retarded questions.
     
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    she's so hot at least until you hear her talk
     
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  4. mordecai

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    When you are deciding how to answer a stranger's question about your sex life, do you twiddle your curly little payot?
     
  5. in stitches

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    its rarely strangers, usually acquaintances.

    and no, I used to have long payos, but I cut them. I just have the standard sideburns which really just are part of my beard. long payos are not a requirement, more like going beyond the letter of the law, an extra credit of sorts.
     
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    :uhoh:
     
  7. mordecai

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    whoa, you actually have/had them? I thought you were "modern" orthodox for some reason.
     
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  8. in stitches

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    yup, i had long peyos till i was 19. nope, not modern im pretty srs relig.
     
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    out here there are actual professionals you hire that, uhm, "stimulate" a male animal and either helps it breed with a female or helps him finish the deed to collect the sperm. they're called "shooters" here.
     
  10. Gibonius

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    I bet that's fun at parties.

    "So, what do you do?"

    "I jerk off horses."

    ":crazy:"



    I bet they give crazy handjobs though....
     
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  11. acidboy

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    ^ I'd assume the horse and bull shooters would be more fun to hang around with over the poodle shooters.
     
  12. Jr Mouse

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    Is anyone actually planning to watch this shit?
     
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  14. in stitches

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    id vomit just watching that.
     
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    Hell no. Just reading/thinking about it makes me want to vomit.
     
  17. in stitches

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    nice avatar. :)
     
  18. Anthony K

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    :fonz: Gina Carano's GQ shoot last month.
     
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    yup, i posted that in WYHI. :)
     
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    :fistbump:
     

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