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Jessica Simpson is HUGE

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What do you mean by "old trashy habits?" Are you suggesting she used to be some fat trailer park girl?
 

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Originally Posted by Douglas
I'm not so sure. Daily training and food prep are crazy expensive, and her career is not exactly booming at the moment. There's a reason she throws herself at the tabloids. And given that that's basically her big breadwinner at the moment, and even that might dry up if Tony Romo dumps her, she's better served plowing cash into savings than by blowing it all now.

I believe she has made a killing selling her name for clothing. As in, she doesn't need to sing again if she doesn't want to.
 

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Originally Posted by gdl203
Lohan is too thin for Conne
Simpson is too fat for Conne

What conclusion should we draw from these statements?

Conne likes his girls in porridge?

Originally Posted by BrettChaotix
I just can't look at her the same way ever since it came out that she loves anal
This moved her up a notch in my book
 

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Originally Posted by Dakota rube
Conne likes his girls in porridge?


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Originally Posted by Douglas
What do you mean by "old trashy habits?" Are you suggesting she used to be some fat trailer park girl?

A high school drop out from the fast food belt of America... I never said trailer park.

Originally Posted by Dakota rube
This moved her up a notch in my book

I dunno, it doesn't seem as gratifying if the chick gives anal to everyone but she's still probably a lot of fun in bed!
 

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Originally Posted by chorse123
I believe she has made a killing selling her name for clothing. As in, she doesn't need to sing again if she doesn't want to.

Gosh, I sure hope so. I was under the (perhaps false) impression that she had completely mismanaged her career. She grew up singing Xtian music and started out relatively wholesome but decided unwisely to marry too young to a guy on a sinking ship, then proceeded to have a very sad, very public breakup made worse by the fact that she had tried to cash in on her relationship. Then she tried to play the victim and move to a country audience which correctly saw through it as a cynical ploy, when it was an audience she could have had from the start if she had played her cards right. Now she clings to Romo because the celebrity nature of the relationship is the only thing that keeps her name in the paper.

If she's made a killing, then I'm wrong about the success of her career. Still, it's incredibly sad what these people do to themselves physically and emotionally for their money. Once you're no longer a virgin, you have to get progressively more outrageous to stay in the news, and the press and the public eat you alive to the point where you've got some money, but not a shred of dignity, and numerous health issues. I mean, look at us, a bunch of jacking off college students and self-proclaimed style mavens lambasting some poor 20-something girl because she's up to, what, 150 lbs? I hope she's filthy rich.
 

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Originally Posted by Douglas
Gosh, I sure hope so. I was under the (perhaps false) impression that she had completely mismanaged her career. She grew up singing Xtian music and started out relatively wholesome but decided unwisely to marry too young to a guy on a sinking ship, then proceeded to have a very sad, very public breakup made worse by the fact that she had tried to cash in on her relationship. Then she tried to play the victim and move to a country audience which correctly saw through it as a cynical ploy, when it was an audience she could have had from the start if she had played her cards right. Now she clings to Romo because the celebrity nature of the relationship is the only thing that keeps her name in the paper.

Perfect summary! Don't forget she cheated on that guy she was married to (and reportedly other guys since)
 

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Originally Posted by Douglas
Gosh, I sure hope so. I was under the (perhaps false) impression that she had completely mismanaged her career. She grew up singing Xtian music and started out relatively wholesome but decided unwisely to marry too young to a guy on a sinking ship, then proceeded to have a very sad, very public breakup made worse by the fact that she had tried to cash in on her relationship. Then she tried to play the victim and move to a country audience which correctly saw through it as a cynical ploy, when it was an audience she could have had from the start if she had played her cards right. Now she clings to Romo because the celebrity nature of the relationship is the only thing that keeps her name in the paper.

If she's made a killing, then I'm wrong about the success of her career. Still, it's incredibly sad what these people do to themselves physically and emotionally for their money. Once you're no longer a virgin, you have to get progressively more outrageous to stay in the news, and the press and the public eat you alive to the point where you've got some money, but not a shred of dignity, and numerous health issues. I mean, look at us, a bunch of jacking off college students and self-proclaimed style mavens lambasting some poor 20-something girl because she's up to, what, 150 lbs? I hope she's filthy rich.



You are waaaaaay to invested in her life. Do you know the Rev. Haggard? Have you spent any time in jail with Flieger?
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
You are waaaaaay to invested in her life. Do you know the Rev. Haggard? Have you spent anytime in jail with Flieger?

Yep. I also started the Straight Guys' **** Confession Thread, and I fly through Minneapolis/St. Paul whenever possible. But you already knew that
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Originally Posted by Douglas
Still, it's incredibly sad what these people do to themselves physically and emotionally for their money.

I think it's more fame than money. Look at Madonna. Well, I'd prefer not to, but I think you know what I mean.
 

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Originally Posted by iammatt
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That's the weirdest pic I've seen in a long time.
 

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Here´s the explanation: She´s the new spokesmodel for the meat industry.
 

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this is crazy because she was at neiman's in dallas not long ago, probably about a month, and she was freakin tiny. like really tiny. much tinier than i thought she was based on pics and all. and really very pretty. too made up but whatever she was still a babe. this is like a really rapid blow up man.
 

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Originally Posted by suited
It's not her weight that's the problem, it's the transition, it's pathetic.

No man, it's not the weight that's the problem, it's the jeans! The jeans are a way bigger turnoff than the extra pounds.

I'd still hit it too though.
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Body double?
 

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