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post #16 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:01pm
Camel toe FTW!!!
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post #17 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:15pm
Wasn't she anorexic two weeks ago? Also, those may very well be some of the ugliest jeans I've ever seen. Mom jeans that undoubtedly come at a premium. I guess it was an emergency purchase as she sure can't fit into any of her old jeans. Also, I'd still hit it.
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post #18 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:32pm
Medication of some sort?
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post #19 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:35pm
or perhaps she's the next Jenny Craig spokesperson and is in the "before" stage.
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post #20 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:37pm
i would bet she has an extremely vinegary pussy.
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post #21 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:39pm
Lohan is too thin for Conne
Simpson is too fat for Conne

What conclusion should we draw from these statements? Anyone who is new to SF would think: Conne likes his girls not too thin or too fat.

We in SF know that's not the correct conclusion
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post #22 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:40pm
I'm guessing age isn't a factor then?
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post #23 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:44pm
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Originally Posted by gdl203 View Post
Lohan is too thin for Conne
Simpson is too fat for Conne

What conclusion should we draw from these statements? Anyone who is new to SF would think: Conne likes his girls not too thin or too fat.

We in SF know that's not the correct conclusion

Conne's been posting in the "these are fake, right?" thread too, recently.

He's been making a good show of it.
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post #24 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:45pm
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Conne's been posting in the "these are fake, right?" thread too, recently.

He's been making a good show of it.

Probably studying sizes and weighing his options?
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post #25 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:49pm
a chick with titties that big is bound to have her body catch up at some point.
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post #26 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:53pm
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Who'd still hit?

Count me in.

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She's probably still thinner than 90% of the gfs/wives of posters here.

Not true, most here are ghey and have no girlfriends or wives. And the boyfriends are very fit, look at randallr, chronoaug, whodini etc.

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i would bet she has an extremely vinegary pussy.

She can pickle my kack.
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post #27 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:54pm
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I would still bang her you numbskulls.
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post #28 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:56pm


You know, Southern-Country-Hot is really only a very short putt from Redneck-White-Trashy.
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post #29 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:57pm
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She looks like an Alabama trailer-dweller on her way to work the Denny's morning shift.
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post #30 of 175
1/26/09 at 10:59pm
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You know, Southern-Country-Hot is really only a very short putt from Redneck-White-Trashy.

+1. If she wasn't famous, I wouldn't do her. I just want to say I fucked her, I just won't tell people it was during her fried Twinkies phase.
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