What a piece of shit. Gossip Girl's writing drives me crazy. How is this 17-year-old clownboat capable of doing much more than wiping his own ass? The character is awful, the actor makes him even worse, and every time I watch this show I just want to kick him so hard in the ass that he pukes up shit through the gap in his teeth.

This is the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and a Jonas Brother.

This is the offspring of an Oompa Loompa and a Jonas Brother.








