Text generates zero emotion unless we go over the top to show we are trying to be funny, angry, sarcastic etcetera. So I can see where FM is coming from because I read your post in the same light as he. And on the other hand I can see where you're attempt at being sarcastic makes sense also since it is very obvious there are gay men on this forum.
We judge ourselves based on our intentions. We judge others based on their behavior.
Irony and sarcasm are difficult to spot on SF...
We need an Irony little symbol.