There's a story that Milton Berle was once challenged to a contest to determine the biggest endowment in Hollywood. When Uncle Miltie declined, George Burns supposedly quipped, "Aw, go on, Milton, take out just enough to win."
Sometimes I think these guys are paying for these rumors:
[Ava Gardner's] best-known bon mot came when a reporter asked her what she saw in a 119-pound weakling like Sinatra. Referring to the crooner's notorious physical endowment, she coolly replied: 'Well, I'll tell you - nineteen pounds is cock.'