I think that I should get extra StyleForvm points for wearing bib shorts, which are cycling shorts with built in braces and a high (a.k.a. fishtail, fishmouth, English) back.
There's a thick piece of cloth called a chamois that goes from bunghole to the numblies in cycling shorts that acts as an anti-chafing barrier. This also prevents wedgies unless a giant like Manton comes along and hangs you from tree by the straps of your bib shorts.
There's a thick piece of cloth called a chamois that goes from bunghole to the numblies in cycling shorts that acts as an anti-chafing barrier. This also prevents wedgies unless a giant like Manton comes along and hangs you from tree by the straps of your bib shorts.
There's a thick piece of cloth called a chamois that goes from bunghole to the numblies in cycling shorts that acts as an anti-chafing barrier. This also prevents wedgies unless a giant like Manton comes along and hangs you from tree by the straps of your bib shorts.
Don't ask how I know.
- B
That's a startlingly poetic description of a maxipad.