Well I finally gave in to popular (media) sentiment and added some white jeans and pants to the H2F wardrobe (a pair of 501s and a pair of heavy white RRL (nautical?) pants).
After giving them both a test drive I've come to three conclusions:
1. Few things say, "I'm ghey" to the average American male than a dude sporting white pants. This is regardless of how tight they are.
2. Few things say, "F@ck all y'all n!ggz, I don't give a f@ck what you think about what I'm wearing" than walking out your front door in white pants.
3. This thread should be sticky'd so I never have to search through the 200 or so white pants/jeans threads on this board.
I like mine.
I'm not sure how often I will wear them though.
(Apologies in advance to those of you offended by this post. You really are too sensitive.)