Originally Posted by Stylez
LOL Drizzzt and his jackets, its hilarious!! I'm sure they look good in person, but OMG online, he never gets enough critism. Its totally satire, its great!! Drizzt and his comments make my day over and over again.
Yeah, no offense drizzt, but I keep thinking you have some secret club where you laugh about how we all try to gently correct your jackets without just coming out and saying "dude that looks awful". So I'll be the one. You can be mad at me if you want, but I'm sure you know I'm trying to help. This looks awful.
The shoulders have too much padding for you, making them look lumpy and convex, and pulling up the armholes, which is causing that dent in the top of the sleeves. If it looks like that in any picture, it probably looks like that most of the time.
The sleeves are a bit too short, and the sleeves of the shirt are too short, or it could be that since the armhole is pulling up, it's pulling the sleeves of the shirt up. The shoulder padding once again may be to blame.
But before you go taking out the shoulder padding, the jacket is too short for you anyway, the button stance is somewhat low and the buttons are close together, and along with the besom pockets it looks quite dated. Please give up on this jacket.
From the knee down this looks decent, but the jeans are too tight for your thighs and make you look knock-kneed.
I would be very grateful if you were to not dismiss my comments and reply with "it's just this picture", "i was making a weird pose" or "I like it that way", and take my comments in the spirit they were intended - trying to make you look better. Feel free to ignore them if you like, but I felt like I had to say something since no one else really is.
The Bad Guy