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post #1 of 63
1/9/09 at 1:52am
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Let's discuss how great Tim Tebow is here...

After all, his tears can cure AIDS, Cancer and is an alternative to HGH.
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post #2 of 63
1/9/09 at 1:54am
I once saw him bang this girl at a party and impregnate 7 women due to their proximity to his penis.
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post #3 of 63
1/9/09 at 2:02am
LOL John 3:16 on his eyepaint (or whatever you call that).
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post #4 of 63
1/9/09 at 2:05am
That's what it is! I couldn't figure out what he had written there. God bless.
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post #5 of 63
1/9/09 at 2:12am
I just heard that Pres-elect Obama is merely the Messenger to tell us all of the coming of the Tebow.
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post #6 of 63
1/9/09 at 3:41am
Tebow could get a Swastika tattooed on his face and ESPN would find a way to praise him for it.
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post #7 of 63
1/9/09 at 4:04am
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Originally Posted by jaymovement View Post
Tebow could get a Swastika tattooed on his face and ESPN would find a way to praise him for it.

exactly right
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post #8 of 63
1/9/09 at 4:05am
his tears do indeed cure all diseases
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post #9 of 63
1/9/09 at 10:02am
I would say his trash talking (which led to an unsportsmanlike conduct last night) on the field isn't very Christian like.

Between him and Tyler Hansborough, you'd think two saints ruled college athletics right now.
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post #10 of 63
1/9/09 at 11:20am
All Fox blowjobs aside - he just doesn't look all that good. Those two picks he threw were abysmal, and UF is forced to run a 1965 Texas high school offense because Tebow can't pass. It's a good thing OU's defense is soft. I doubt he would even be the fourth best QB in the Big XII.
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post #11 of 63
1/9/09 at 11:36am
He is at the apex of his career.

as for the NFL, his arm is average and qb's with a propensity for taking off upfield have a shorter lifespan than milk at the deli.

And I hate athletes who praise jesus for allowing them to take a shit in the morning
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post #12 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:13pm
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Originally Posted by airportlobby View Post
All Fox blowjobs aside - he just doesn't look all that good. I doubt he would even be the fourth best QB in the Big XII.

LOL

It's a toss-up as to who is the biggest Jeezoid out there - Tim Tebow or Colt McCoy.
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post #13 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:17pm
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Originally Posted by bullethead View Post
He is at the apex of his career.

as for the NFL, his arm is average and qb's with a propensity for taking off upfield have a shorter lifespan than milk at the deli.

And I hate athletes who praise jesus for allowing them to take a shit in the morning

Yeah, I hope he enjoyed this because he's destined for the bench.
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post #14 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:24pm
He's not going to be a pro QB - more than likely a TE or H-Back, but he's a helluva college quarterback. He's a beast and he makes the plays when they need to be made.
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post #15 of 63
1/9/09 at 12:30pm
The fellating of Tebow by the announcers last night was hilarious.
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